Shay Mitchell Pregnancy of the Day

2019

Jul

Shay Mitchell is a pretty clever rich kid who got into acting thanks to being a rich kid. First she made it from her mansion in West Vancouver…a rich neighborhood…to Toronto…where she got cast in Degrassi….where she may or may not have had sex with Drake….then she moved onto Hollywood, leaving Canada behind as these people do once they officially make it in the big leagues of America…which Pretty Little Liars was….and sh was able to build out and grow a massive social media reach because of it..

In being enterprising or current or smart she decided that was a good thing to focus on in her acting downtime, becoming an “Influencer” means controlling her content and imag whil getting all kinds of money for brand deals..all while going on all kinds of epic trips because that is what these people do…

So she does well for herself, and is now knocked up by another Canadian who used to be a VJ on Much Music…because I guess she had a childhood crush on him, or maybe Canadians in America stick together….or maybe this is just how love and building families work…I don’t know, I just know she’s got a nice tan in her bikini and despite finding pregnancy gross, I like what it does to tits, before the breast feeding is done and the titties deflate…

Yes, my life is one big tit joke, a simplistic tit joke no on laughs at.