Sweaty Shay Mitchell of the Day

2019

Dec

Shay Mitchell just shat out a baby with some dude who was once the host of some CANADIAN MTV nonsense. I’ve met the guy, because Canadians all know each other, we connect at the yearly Maple Sugar festival where we all build a massive igloo and dance to songs by Celine, Barenaked Ladies, Avril Lavigne amongst others..The baby daddy’s alight…so no hate there….I mean dude’s just out there knocking up smart girls taking over entertainment and social media because she’s smarter than most of the idiots out there who are too busy taking selfies.

She’s got her shitty acting career that has made her a ton of money, she’s got some book publishing company that I am sure will become a movie, she’s got a youtube travel series and instagram going with tons of followers from being on TV, she’s probably getting all kinds of brand deals from brands paying her tons of money…and that’s just what we know about…I guess being an INDIAN (dot not feather) makes her resourceful…I mean the Indian I know at the convenience store is always onto money making schemes, as is the Indian mechanic I used to go to when I had a car, trying to sell me bootleg tires from India…as is the Indian restaurant owner who always tries to make me pay cash…the Indians…they hustle…but I guess Shay takes time to herself for some self care as all influencers do…where she sweats out in a Sauna as an excuse to post up some slutty oiled up sweaty content we can all jerk off to, despite knowing that her pussy has just been stretched the fuck out bringing new life into the world that will be a prop in her “mommy blogging”….