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2019

31

Dec

79 Year Old Lingerie Model of Instagram of the Day

Her name is Helena Schargel and this is her INSTAGRAM that is apparently going viral because the 79 year old has decided to be a lingerie model, in a live your dreams, don’t let your old age get in the way of those dreams, the world is into weird fetishes and celebrating weird disorders like aging, and empowering those things with bikini or lingerie modeling. Fat girls are doing it. Downs Syndrome girls are doing it. Amputees are doing it. EVERYONE is fucking doing it….and they all bring it to us with some bullshit narrative of self confidence….

The world is a changing place, where 80 year old women feel comfortable being lingerie models despite being old as fuck, because instagram will take it viral and get them in the news, making alzheimers and impending death more tolerable….

One could say this is cool or interesting because it is something different. But it just reminds me that us that dudes are fucking perverts and will look at anything half naked, even our grandmas, hell some of us may have even jerked off in grandma’s 1970s styled bathroom after accidentally walking in on her getting ready for church after making us Wheat Germ muffins for breakfast, as grandmas do…..

It’s nice that all those chicks who think they are special cuz they get half naked to get attention or make money are reduced to knowing they aren’t special and that we’re just easy fucking consumers.

I would say that it’d be great if 2020 went back to making people feel insecure about themselves, but I’ve always been into getting people who shouldn’t be half naked, half naked, and there’s something way funnier about it when they come to that conclusion themselves and that I don’t need to go to the old folks home myself to recruit them into my SENIOR SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SWIM PARODY I planned 10 years ago when I still cared about producing original content if it wasn’t so expensive, where as I’m now “fuck that idea, I prefer relaxing”….you know cuz I am old too and my dreams aren’t to be successful…they are to be left the fuck alone…

Check out some of her work, I’d expect more from her based on the hype, but the media is garbage and runs with any clickbait it can.

Here are some videos….

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