Shay Mitchell is rocking the one piece bathing suit because she’s recently had a kid and that belly and cunt are probably shattered…or at least rattled enough for her to be like “I’ll just use the bathing suit styles of fat chicks that amplify my mom tits, so that my fans who follow me cuz they think I hot, get that Shay Mitchell Canadian brat in LA smut.

I don’t find her interesting, I’ve never seen her act, her whole angle is just too lame and reminds me of Canadian small time girls trying to be influencers or cool, while being lame in and of the fact that they are trying to be influencers…but I don’t mind tits in a bathing suit at the fridge getting drink to satisfy her alcoholism since being a new mom sucks even when you have a hired staff.

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I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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Shay Mitchell has got onto TikTok, because that’s the world we live in. These attention whores will do anything for attention, like hump the air in various states of GLAMMED UP or HALF DRESSED….if there is a platform for them to do seriously embarrassing and DUMB shit that I like to think is beneath someone of Shay Mitchell’s stature, and I think very low of Shay Mitchell’s stature, I mean she’s some Canadian rich kid who got lucky getting cast on some show, I don’t think it required much effort beyond being a rich kid with a dream that the family could afford to invest in. I do think she’s clever to have realized how easy it is to produce your own content and that you can monetize directly from and to your fans, so why bother being traditional…when it’s just this easy….but as a new mom, with money, maybe she should be parenting, instead of orchestrating this hump the air dance that is now a TikTok trend because we’re all perverts and those addicted to the VIEWS are giving us what we want so they get those views….

I prefer this version of that TikTok Trend.

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Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.

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Shay Mitchell is loving her milk-filled, vein engorged, mom tits, at least we can assume she is based on her bikini choices she’s making in her not overly offensive recent mom body, while she’s out producing her Shay Mitchell travel and adventure series for YOUTUBE where she sells her own luggage line because being an actress has taken on new meaning, because influencers are the ones making all the money, even though there’s not way to determine who an actual influencer is, because every asshole on instagram seems to think they are famous, a guru, or an influencer. Pretty annoying…until the tits come out in bikinis…even vein engorged milk filled mom tits….what I’d consider the worst kind of tits…but the tits that allow married cuck’s to experience big tits since they are too busy to cheat on their wives with a set of fake tits since the idea of masculinity has shifted and you’re all a bunch of pussies whipped by pussy.

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They are claiming that these are leaked pictures of Shay Mitchell from some photoshoot – never released titty pics that so happen to have been “hacked” out of some dropbox account somewhere.

I don’t buy it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve already posted these pics, back when they came out, in 2015….but I am not about to dig around to find them to prove that they aren’t in fact leaked.

I am just pretty confident that nothing in the world gets “leaked” unless they want it leaked. Otherwise shit would be deleted. Otherwise bitch wouldn’t be topless in a mesh shirt…

I find it all very convenient that the new mom, who has been seen breast feeding, because it is nature’s way, is consistently on the self promotion kick, and this would just add to that. You know very easy way to get people thinking she’s hot after pregancy, a push many new mom’s need because they just finished ruining themsevles, all they gotta do is just show her Indian titties or re-purpose old pics of her showing her Indian titties. Which I guess is what they did.

This is like a fat chick on a dating app sending a nude of herself from 4 years ago, before the depression and the over-eating disorder. It’s not a full catfish, but still a fucking lie. That pussy may still be the same but the rest of you ain’t…and in Shay’s case…even her pussy is different. Pregnancy, ya know, mangles the shit….

Still it is her pre-baby tits….and No leaks went on here. All just low level strategy and if you think this is some exciting exclusive, if you buy into the hype, because it makes it seem naughtier…like all you fucks watching incest themed porn knowing it’s not incest but loving that storyline…you’re idiots. Now look at these tits while I eat my Butter Chicken Sauce out of the jar because that’s what Indian tits to do me…they make me hungry for Indian food which isn’t racist. Just practical.

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