Canada Content….so by law media companies need to post their Canadian heroes, at least in Canada, because they are trying to keep Canada heritage alive, instead of us turning into terrible reality TV consuming Americans….and Shay Mitchell, the new mom….is born and raised in Canada before she moved to America to be famous as fuck thanks to getting cast in a HIT fucking show….which has allowed her to a legitimate celebrity…with a huge following…who can take advantage of that following by selling them shit…either that brands pay her to sell, or that she’s decided to sell, the followers aren’t going anywhere and she’s got a direct to consumer ability to get their credit card numbers out…thanks to being that celebrity…

She’s recently had a kid, but has bounced back, her face looks like it’s in a filter, maybe a little too Kardashian….there are likely injections in this face…BOTOX is real….but her bra is see through enough to show off the Tiny Tits, since I like Tiny Tits…I’m into it….even though new moms disgust me….but I guess celebrity moms have teams of people to take the whole burden of being a mom off them…so they can live their life being vapid idiots trying to monetize…it is an addiction…

So here’s a Canadian dream….not in Canada…with her shiny face that may make you think she had a facial, but she’s clearly more into creampies.

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own export who I assume is probably too important for Canada, because the second a Canadian makes it in LA they come back here like any celeb going back to their small town, acting like a big deal…when the reality is none of this shit matters, but they are so into themselves they only see themselves matter…

Anyway, she’s recently launched a TEQUILA company, this is the photoshoot for that, and she’s in a one piece showing a pretty hot body for a bitch who just had a kid, but I guess when you’re an over-achiver, getting fit is part of that discipline….and I appreciate that..

There’s nothing worse than a bitch who has kids and pretends she can’t get rid of the baby weight because all she does is eat pizza, cake and sit on her mom ass feeling sorry for selling her soul to child birth…

The proof is in the celebs, that if you’re vain enough, you’ll get that body back…maybe not the pussy…but the body…

So whether this is her before body or as good as the before body is pretty irrelevant, because it’s looking good enough for me….

If you want to see her before body, she posted this bikini clickbait on her instagram from pre-baby making…because in the event you didn’t know, she got filled up by a Canadian TV hosts creampie and decided to keep it…which I guess worked out nicely for him because this bitch is an earner…she just monetizes from every angle, from her acting, to Youtube, to brands she’s launching…to books she’s published…

I hate to admit it but I actually respect her hustle….because she’s gone above and beyond being an annoying actor or influencer by getting her hand into all kinds of revenue streams, not that I think money or success is important, but it’s better than her just existing waiting for her next big role, she keeps busy and gets half naked…and even looks good…despite being a mom and likely the fucking worst…

So here’s that pre-baby bikini body….

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Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own hero, you know fighting the good fight for us down in LA where she does embarrassing shit like this:

All while winning at life because she got cast on a very popular show with BENSON when instagram first went viral, securing them millions of followers because they were “it girls” at the time and that’s worked out nicely for Shay, because like most Canadians she’s smart enough to see the fucking opportunity and cash in…
So along with being an actress to maintain her celebrity, she’s launched multiple brands, she’s published teen books she’ll turn into movies or tv series, she’s doing power moves and it’s all thanks to being some rich kid from a rich area…who built off that…and I support smart moves when they still produce slutty content despite being a mom…even though I know famous Canadians are the fucking worst because they think they are so important for their bullshit forgetting that real life shouldn’t give a fuck about your social media following, but I guess it does, just not to me…so stop ignoring me at the IGLOO party behind the ICE wall we Canadians go to every year for our ration of communist maple syrup and free healthcare….you mom fuck.

This post was about her ass in leggings…but it’s also about her bikini….Keep the hustle alive you mom fuck…

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Shay Mitchell is rocking the one piece bathing suit because she’s recently had a kid and that belly and cunt are probably shattered…or at least rattled enough for her to be like “I’ll just use the bathing suit styles of fat chicks that amplify my mom tits, so that my fans who follow me cuz they think I hot, get that Shay Mitchell Canadian brat in LA smut.

I don’t find her interesting, I’ve never seen her act, her whole angle is just too lame and reminds me of Canadian small time girls trying to be influencers or cool, while being lame in and of the fact that they are trying to be influencers…but I don’t mind tits in a bathing suit at the fridge getting drink to satisfy her alcoholism since being a new mom sucks even when you have a hired staff.

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I just googled Shay Mitchell to see if I could find any new angle to write about her, seeing as I know very little about her…despite her being Canadian and we know everything about each other, since we have a popilation of about 100…..

What I learned on her Wikipedia is that before going to the USA to become a superstar influencer, actor, personality….she was in a Sean Paul music video called “Hold my Hand”….but more interestingly, I thought she was an Indian, dot not feather, which is racism in case you didn’t read it right, but I learned that expression from an Indian friend of mine, so she’s the fucking racist one not me…

It turns out she’s actually a Filipino, or half, her mom was Filipino before coming to Canada to become a sex worker to Shay’s white dad….and her sex worker that escaped the Philippines skill set has been applied proper to everything this do fucking everything she can for money, clout, an audeince…from acting, youtuber, influencer, entrepreneur, publisher….the new mom does everything to build out her “media empire”…which I actually respect because most of these people are vapid idiots, while this one is on the scamming hustle….I guess Canadians are just smarter….

In other news she partnered with Safeguard’s $10 Million Initiative To Promote Handwashing….and she’s teaching her kid about Black Lives matter since the kid is like 10 percent black in genetics, but black people from Canada have free healthcare and free education, so they are better off than White people in America….but we can let them pretend they relate to Black Lives Matter…I mean they are influencers afterall and need to make everything about themselves….you know DRAKE’s “black” accent isn’t real, he’s raised in a rich neighborhood in Toronto to his white mom, but since his dad is an American black musician he can pretend Black Lives Matters to him and his kid, like his co-star Shay’s doing…but from where I’m sitting it’s pretty insensitive…

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Shay Mitchell has got onto TikTok, because that’s the world we live in. These attention whores will do anything for attention, like hump the air in various states of GLAMMED UP or HALF DRESSED….if there is a platform for them to do seriously embarrassing and DUMB shit that I like to think is beneath someone of Shay Mitchell’s stature, and I think very low of Shay Mitchell’s stature, I mean she’s some Canadian rich kid who got lucky getting cast on some show, I don’t think it required much effort beyond being a rich kid with a dream that the family could afford to invest in. I do think she’s clever to have realized how easy it is to produce your own content and that you can monetize directly from and to your fans, so why bother being traditional…when it’s just this easy….but as a new mom, with money, maybe she should be parenting, instead of orchestrating this hump the air dance that is now a TikTok trend because we’re all perverts and those addicted to the VIEWS are giving us what we want so they get those views….

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I prefer this version of that TikTok Trend.

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Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.

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Shay Mitchell is loving her milk-filled, vein engorged, mom tits, at least we can assume she is based on her bikini choices she’s making in her not overly offensive recent mom body, while she’s out producing her Shay Mitchell travel and adventure series for YOUTUBE where she sells her own luggage line because being an actress has taken on new meaning, because influencers are the ones making all the money, even though there’s not way to determine who an actual influencer is, because every asshole on instagram seems to think they are famous, a guru, or an influencer. Pretty annoying…until the tits come out in bikinis…even vein engorged milk filled mom tits….what I’d consider the worst kind of tits…but the tits that allow married cuck’s to experience big tits since they are too busy to cheat on their wives with a set of fake tits since the idea of masculinity has shifted and you’re all a bunch of pussies whipped by pussy.

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They are claiming that these are leaked pictures of Shay Mitchell from some photoshoot – never released titty pics that so happen to have been “hacked” out of some dropbox account somewhere.

I don’t buy it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if I’ve already posted these pics, back when they came out, in 2015….but I am not about to dig around to find them to prove that they aren’t in fact leaked.

I am just pretty confident that nothing in the world gets “leaked” unless they want it leaked. Otherwise shit would be deleted. Otherwise bitch wouldn’t be topless in a mesh shirt…

I find it all very convenient that the new mom, who has been seen breast feeding, because it is nature’s way, is consistently on the self promotion kick, and this would just add to that. You know very easy way to get people thinking she’s hot after pregancy, a push many new mom’s need because they just finished ruining themsevles, all they gotta do is just show her Indian titties or re-purpose old pics of her showing her Indian titties. Which I guess is what they did.

This is like a fat chick on a dating app sending a nude of herself from 4 years ago, before the depression and the over-eating disorder. It’s not a full catfish, but still a fucking lie. That pussy may still be the same but the rest of you ain’t…and in Shay’s case…even her pussy is different. Pregnancy, ya know, mangles the shit….

Still it is her pre-baby tits….and No leaks went on here. All just low level strategy and if you think this is some exciting exclusive, if you buy into the hype, because it makes it seem naughtier…like all you fucks watching incest themed porn knowing it’s not incest but loving that storyline…you’re idiots. Now look at these tits while I eat my Butter Chicken Sauce out of the jar because that’s what Indian tits to do me…they make me hungry for Indian food which isn’t racist. Just practical.

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