Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

2021

Feb

Shay Mitchell is Canada’s own export who I assume is probably too important for Canada, because the second a Canadian makes it in LA they come back here like any celeb going back to their small town, acting like a big deal…when the reality is none of this shit matters, but they are so into themselves they only see themselves matter…

Anyway, she’s recently launched a TEQUILA company, this is the photoshoot for that, and she’s in a one piece showing a pretty hot body for a bitch who just had a kid, but I guess when you’re an over-achiver, getting fit is part of that discipline….and I appreciate that..

There’s nothing worse than a bitch who has kids and pretends she can’t get rid of the baby weight because all she does is eat pizza, cake and sit on her mom ass feeling sorry for selling her soul to child birth…

The proof is in the celebs, that if you’re vain enough, you’ll get that body back…maybe not the pussy…but the body…

So whether this is her before body or as good as the before body is pretty irrelevant, because it’s looking good enough for me….

If you want to see her before body, she posted this bikini clickbait on her instagram from pre-baby making…because in the event you didn’t know, she got filled up by a Canadian TV hosts creampie and decided to keep it…which I guess worked out nicely for him because this bitch is an earner…she just monetizes from every angle, from her acting, to Youtube, to brands she’s launching…to books she’s published…

I hate to admit it but I actually respect her hustle….because she’s gone above and beyond being an annoying actor or influencer by getting her hand into all kinds of revenue streams, not that I think money or success is important, but it’s better than her just existing waiting for her next big role, she keeps busy and gets half naked…and even looks good…despite being a mom and likely the fucking worst…

So here’s that pre-baby bikini body….