Shay Mitchell is way too much hype for some spoiled brat rich twat from some rich part of Canada where she lived some rich brat life before moving to Toronto to be on Degrassi, Canada’s show that breeds stars like Drake, unless I am wrong about that, I don’t remember her from that show. Her big break was Pretty Little Liars with fat Ashley Benson.

She’s recently got knocked up by her personal assistant, or groupie pervert also from Toronto, who was at one time our version of Carson Daly, on our MTV called Much Music…and together they have come together, thanks to cream pies, making a child they probably have raised by their nanny because vapid rich girls rarely know how to parent, but they do know how to maximize their breast filled tits.

I don’t know what this towel drop is all about, but it seems drunk and messy, which is the only way most of you have experienced women one on one…because sobriety gets in the way of making terrible decisions…

Speaking of terrible decisions, here’s what pregnancy does to a bitch.

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