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2021

26

Mar

Shay Mitchell Doing Mom Shit of the Day

From my understanding, and I am a retard or developmentally challenged…which I refer to as retard…because you can’t just try to erase a word I’ve grown so accustomed to…so familiar…that is the perfect word to describe something…and that everyone understands what you mean…because saying my dick is retarded…or “This Shit is Retarded” like you were Fergie and the Black Eyed Peas Jug Band….don’t mean you’re pointing at the drooling kid in the park wearing a helmet…IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….but from my understanding, Shay Mitchell is a rich kid, she’s never had to do laundry in her life, the idea of a laundromat is really just her mocking poor people who have to do their laundry at the laundromat…just the rich lady rolling through pretending to be common like she doesn’t have a staff for that…

But her shirt is sheer, her tits likely filled with milk, she’s a new mom you know…and she’s Canadian, one of our own probably too good for her own now that she’s all LA…but that’s ok, you should look down on the peasants it’s part of the fun of being rich….but most importantly..she’s hot…so that’s that…and this is this…

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