As ugly as Ashley Tisdale’s face is and as unfit as her body has become now that she’s 35, she’s still worth looking at in a bikini.

I’ve been doing the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch for a while now, so I’ve conditioned myself to see nothing but ugly, this is not a locked in quarantine with a pig looking bitch situation, where eventually you decide to fuck her, because there’s nothing else around. You know, like you and your sister

This is more, if a bitch is half naked, she’s by default 10 times better than clothed….even if she’s far past her prime which at the time of her prime was into working out to compensate for her ugly face since BUTTERFACES with hot bodies have offset the BUTTER face with the hot body since the dawn of time.

Either way – TISDALE BIKINI….

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