Charli XCX may or may not have sold her soul to the devil over the whole COVID thing, I don’t really know how any of that works, because I’ve never been offered any opportunities, thanks to being a talentless hack…..

But she has been around for at least a decade, so maybe she sold her soul a long time ago, or maybe she paid her dues to ascend to the higher level of their weird satanic entertainment industry……I wasn’t there…..

I was over here updating pics of her in her leotard calling her out for being chunky with big tits as she did her best Lady Gaga impression around America….I even saw her live at a club once and said “who is this bitch” and was surprised Charli XCX had taken such a shit booking, but I guess it’s how you pay your dues….and it likely paid out since I saw she bought a 20 million dollar LA house during COVID, while the rest of us weren’t allowed to hug our grandparents, she was flying from the UK back to America for one last go at this celebrity thing before she turns 40….

The good news, she brought her tits.

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