Charli XCX is the biggest thing of all time, or at least of the summer, because that is what happens when you don’t give up and you keep your tits going as long as you can, taking on every opportunity you have to make hit songs.

That’s not to say she didn’t have hit songs before, I didn’t know she had hit songs before because I am out of touch, and I thought this was the mall-brand popstar who I thought only toured malls because I forgot she existed all those years ago….when she did already have hit songs…

I like the narrative to be more along the lines of sucking the devils dick at some human sacrifice sex party in the tunnels under the Hollywood Hills…but it more likely has to do with a lazy minded, self-involved audience who just follow the same people for decades instead of looking for more inspiring shit.

Her song is quoted by the politicians, but the internet, the word brat is back in the mix and ever drone hive mind retard and their moms are excited by it.

She still has tits, has a bit of an AMY WINEHOUSE face, does a little gothic hipster weirdness, but also whores out a little for the clicks…so here’s her ass in a thong…because it’s Thursday and we like assholes behind thongs….

If you’re going to be a popstar who benefits from all the perks of being a popstar, you might as well show us THONG….

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Charli XCX has the hit of the summer, she’s MAINPAGE internet and cashing the fuck in because she sucked the right dick, sacrificed the right human trafficked baby at the Hollywood Satanic parties that decide who the next big thing will be.

Everyone is referencing her song’s catch phrase and doing her song’s dance like the creepy hive mind drones they all are….

So naturally Kim Kardashian used the popstar who never was but who suddenly is in her recent SKIMS campaign, because Kardashian knows how to bottom feed off the right people to get ahead or to at least maintain her relevance.

The campaign is for the Underwear brand that is also owned by Trump’s son in law….little known fact retard libtards who hate Trump’s common sense approach….

It’s also shot by some Canadian scam named Petra Collins, a rich kid who went to NYC and reinvented herself as some kind of artist, because the average American is dumb and buys into the lies or scams the tryhards tell them….she used to make art out of her period blood after deciding to be a third wave feminist that worked at American Apparel…

Petra Collins was one of my early experiences in the bullshit millennial feminist, who was far worse than the gen x feminist who was trying to climb the corproate ladder, because the millennial feminist was trying to do feminism in stupid ways, which involved being half naked and showing bush, but also had a lot of hypocrisy and weird liberal arts women’s studies theories trying to intellectualize their bushes, which makes the amazingness of a bush or tits far more annoying…

Anyway, these inclusive libtards fighting for the rights they already have, because they are sheltered rich kids who don’t really have a grasp on reality….but they all support each other and flock to each other and the second someone that doesn’t fit in their fantasy ideals comes along, let’s say a misogynist like me, they fucking attack…they surround you and if they had bricks, they’d fucking stone you….their trannies would let their balls out to throw down and it’s a lot of anti-depressant insanity…just buying into their own hype, their own lies, their own feminist theories they invented, making their feminist art that’s borderline misogynistic porn….because that’s how they get noticed…

BUT it’s nice to see the bullshit feminist libtard is supporting TRUMP through Kim Kardahsian’s brand, doing SMUT with Charli XCX who is also supporting TRUMP through Kim Kardashian’s brand, because they are all attention seeking bullshit…the libtard hypocrisy is the problem…the LIBTARD lie because they are all just opportunistic…

I’ll still look at CHARLI XCX’s sloppy BRITISH tits…

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It is Charli XCX’s birthday, so a bunch of clout chasing latch-on losers, and a few celebrities who like to be associated with the trending hashtag or trending song of the week, because despite being famous they are also clout chasers designed to help control the collective consciousness by their handlers or Satan himself, so they stick together.

IT’s an exclusive club and we’re not in it, but Charli XCX, who has the song of the summer, with every retard doing the tiktok dance that was designed to be released with the song, because these marketing people understand how viral content works….

So despite us not being in the exclusive club, while some of you may listen to and now the song, like the losers eating the bait that you are…..

Charli XCX’s breasts ARE in the club and are arguably the most important thing about her viral experience, trending popstar status, top song of the year cash-in.

We’re here for the tits….and cake…but mainly the tits….

Anya Taylor Joy was there – CLICK HERE

Sabrina Carpenter was also there CLICK HERE

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We don’t know whether Charli XCX actually produced this high concept artistic piece of selfie smut, she is a very rich pop star who is at the top of her career because the satanic powers that be felt she had paid her dues and was ready to get another trending song and dance on TikTok. China Spyware Social Media Apps are the way pop stars become pop stars these days.

They have all the celebs doing the Charli XCX dance like the robot puppets they are…it’s part of the helping her achieve the greatness she’s done all those human sacrifices for…proving how badly she wants it.

Unless she’s just a compelling figure in music and her songs are just that appealing to the retard fanbase…who cares.

This is about a whale tail, which is a trend now, I’ve seen multiple girls with their thongs sticking out of pants and pants that have thongs built into them for the effect.

It’s a 90s or early 2000s J.Lo throwback, from when thongs sticking out of pants weren’t necessarily something girls were trying to pull off, but that would happen when they were sitting on the bus in front of you.

XCX is topless in the selfie, but hiding her tits, because her shamelessness lacks shamelessness, she’s rich and made it, so she doesn’t need it to be as shameless as it can be….but it’s still a whale tail and there is a fetish in that.

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You probably didn’t know that Billboard Magazine was a PORN mag, but the good news is that everything is porno these days, but some of us are mistreated from an advertising perspective for being porn…..DISCRIMINATION YOU RACISTS…

You can imagine that the piece in BILLBOARD magazine is super fucking interesting where you get some in-depth questions that no one really give a fuck to read, but we’ll pretend since it comes with her tits…

So good work Billboard Magazine, we’re all for you bringing the celebrity tits…

Shit, I just realized that his shirt isn’t her tits…just a dumb looking shirt…making this post OBSOLETE….but since the site is obsolete…they cancel each other out and MAKE things RELEVANT…right?

Here are some of he other smutty pics…

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Charli XCX is some super famous UK popstar who I thought was more of a mall and nightclub act, but realized she’s actually a huge fucking star during covid when she bought a 30 million dollar house in LA…and she didn’t seem to be the daughter of WalMart or some other huge brand so it potentially came from her own hard work, selling her soul to the devil industry, conducting brainwashing spells on the audience and pushing her weird gothic agenda.

Early in her career she wore pussy and tit hugging leotards, it was the style then. She’s since gone more Gothic, giving some Amy Winehouse vibes….

In this content piece, on a day after she was trending on social media because that’s how the internet works….she has a pair of knee high pantyhose/tight on and there’s probably a fetish in that…

Personally, I prefer the tits…because the face scares me and the upskirt doesn’t have labia…

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I was at the mall over the weekend, in part because I have nothing better to do, but also because I needed to buy a plunger because my wife shit her way through our toilet and we can’t afford a plumber…

While at the mall, I figured I’d be able to see a few hot Ukrainian refugees at the dollar store trying to get supplies for their new lives, maybe offer them a guided tour of my basement apartment and sex toys I used to get sent to me because this was a VERY significant website at one time and people wanted me to give them free coverage….those days are long gone…

Unfortunately, the refugees aren’t as desperate as they used to be, they are funded by the government or rich from home and still rocking their Ukrainian credit cards that work in North America, so it’s hardly the refugee you can fuck situation like it once was…

The only hard nipples I probably could have fucked was some homeless chick playing with the cats in the pet store through the glass, all fucking cracked out and erratic, wearing pantyhose as shoes and a blown out stained tank top that grasps tits so big her meth addiction definitely didn’t quite emaciate her yet….I mean these were giant fat girl tits spilling everywhere with nipples bigger than my dick, not that that’s saying much….if only she didn’t smell like period, feces and dead pussy that had gone bad…all toothless and scabby….because even if I focused really hard on just the nipples, I’d be distracted by all the grossness, as well as her trying to eat off her own face thanks to the meth…

I have an easier time focusing on the tits and just the tits on pop sensation / scam Charli XCX.

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Charli XCX produced a music video for her new song with a bunch of viral personalities, like the actress with the big tits who has been in. a few movies that target the younger crowd because she went to NYU and went viral during the pandemic on social media but who’s name I don’t remember because despite the tits she’s not very hot….but she doesn’t bother me that much…

I don’t know why all the musicians or movie makers don’t cast all the viral people in their projects for the clickbait, it’s not that innovative of a concept.

I do know that Charli XCX with her big tits has figured out how to get out of the mall / night club circuit to get super famous and through it all she’s had her big tits, and I guess big tits aren’t enough, you need to recruit other big tits as support tits, but together the tits can shine….

Here are their tits.

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I only know Charli XCX because of her tits.

Charli XCX is going viral for a song….I thought she was a mall or nightclub act because I don’t pay attention but her tits have been lurking around the whole celebrity thing figuring it all out for a while.

Clearly, I wasn’t paying attention, because apparently those tits have had hits and have made lots of money in the process…

I think she lives in a 20 million dollar house from money she’s made doing this shit, before actually going viral for this shit.

This should inspire me to start a band and make some shitty music with my tits out, because I want a 20 million dollar house too…I mean, I’d be happy with a 20,000 dollar house….but you gotta dream big…but my tits aren’t as good as this…

Anyway, tits get hits, that’s what this is about, so check out who is Charli XCX is going viral for a song….showing off her tits because flashing your tits when you’ve gamed the industry is more fun that giving the finger…especially when the tits is all anyone actually cares about….unless she was giving us the finger while giving herself a fingering…but she’s not Iggy Azalea.

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Charli XCX has her tits, pierced nipples and all, pretty visible at some Oscars party, that seems to be the Vanity Fair party, which is rumored to be one of the more exclusive parties, even though Em Rata’s tits were there, so they likely invite anyone, all the riff raff, no matter how much of a prostitute they may be….

Charli XCX has had tits worth looking at, like most chicks that don’t have shit stain nipples our long scary tits, for the bulk of her career….so it’s nice that at this point in time, it’s become part of her aesthetic, since I like staring at tits.

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