I was at the mall over the weekend, in part because I have nothing better to do, but also because I needed to buy a plunger because my wife shit her way through our toilet and we can’t afford a plumber…

While at the mall, I figured I’d be able to see a few hot Ukrainian refugees at the dollar store trying to get supplies for their new lives, maybe offer them a guided tour of my basement apartment and sex toys I used to get sent to me because this was a VERY significant website at one time and people wanted me to give them free coverage….those days are long gone…

Unfortunately, the refugees aren’t as desperate as they used to be, they are funded by the government or rich from home and still rocking their Ukrainian credit cards that work in North America, so it’s hardly the refugee you can fuck situation like it once was…

The only hard nipples I probably could have fucked was some homeless chick playing with the cats in the pet store through the glass, all fucking cracked out and erratic, wearing pantyhose as shoes and a blown out stained tank top that grasps tits so big her meth addiction definitely didn’t quite emaciate her yet….I mean these were giant fat girl tits spilling everywhere with nipples bigger than my dick, not that that’s saying much….if only she didn’t smell like period, feces and dead pussy that had gone bad…all toothless and scabby….because even if I focused really hard on just the nipples, I’d be distracted by all the grossness, as well as her trying to eat off her own face thanks to the meth…

I have an easier time focusing on the tits and just the tits on pop sensation / scam Charli XCX.

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