Charli XCX had the song of the summer, some shit about being a brat that even politicians used in their campaigns because they thought it would resonate with the mindless retards of the internet, since they really don’t think very highly of you…clearly they are non-human freaks who don’t get that most people have brains and just because they like a shitty song or comment a lyric from a shitty song…or repost a meme from the shitty song…BRAT….doesn’t mean that’s the way to our fucking hearts…THERE ARE REAL ISSUES out there you scumbags, show some respect you work for us.

Anyway, that being said, XCX clearly sucked the right devil dick hard enough to matter in the industry, they said “hey fat tits, you can be our hero baby”…and she stepped up to the task.

Thanks to body positivity and inclusivity, the girl who was always a little chubby, is looking legit fat fuck, with her gut hanging over her panties…

The gut always catches up to the big tits when girl hits 40….which I assume XCX is….

Clearly she’s enjoying the fruits of her labor by ordering TWO mains at dinner now that she can afford it….and where there is over eating, there’s giant shits….so gut over panties in the front, lead to shit stains on the panty in the back….making this an inspiring vile content piece…

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