Jordyn Jones is Twerking for her white trash mom because Jordyn Jones likes to twerk, it’s the evolution of dance, for the dance dance revolution of dance obsessed weirdos, allowing some girl from a dance reality show for kids, on some toddlers and Tiara vibe, to continue to exist into her adult years, making lots of money doing it, making the white trash back home in Michigan pretty stoked…since it is the whole reason they sold her to the industry at 7…you know white trash things you do to get by…

The mom’s look of disgust or shock is an act, if the dance thing didn’t work, I am sure this girl would be in porn…but I also just made that up…based on the fact her mom sold her to the industry at 7….

All this to say…dance is fucking dumb but it’s given Jordyn Jones a great body until she ends up with her mom’s body when the dancing stops, the metabolism slows, the eating continues, and the failures and regrets start to shine through….it’s called the aging process.

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