Jordyn Jones is showing off the coveted “Ratio” that I was supposed to compile 100 pics of for “The Ratio Tuesday” where we celebrate girls who think they have a great hip to waist ratio, since hip to waist ratio is what all these bitches are photoshopping themselves to have….the internet is a lame place filled with lies…

When I look at Jordyn Jones’ ratio in her bikini in some clickbait she’s producing for likes and follows, I see a set of birthing hips that will one day be too wide to fit into a standard sports car, that will lead to diabetes and other fat related diseases, as she rolls through Walmart in compression socks on the motorized cart buying sugary drinks and chips….

She’s from Kalamazoo Michigan and you can take the girl out of Michigan, but you can’t take the Michigan out of the girl…clearly on some fat fuck in training kick….but not yet, right now she’s still dancing enough, since she’s a dancer who I guess got famous doing dance reality TV, living her weird celebrity life that no one necessarily is aware of since she’s a fucking dancer, but the body, pre-fat, like most bodies, pre-fat, just ask Jennifer Love Hewitt and any other hot body that turned fat….is better than what we all know the future holds…so here are those Kalamazoo hips that will morph into Kalamazoo saddlebags and eventually get lost under Kalamazoo gunt….the future may not be bright, but we may all die off before that ever happens….or maybe, she’ll break free…either way, hot bikini selfie.

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