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2020

30

Nov

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

Jordyn Jones Bikini

Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan white trash who had a mom that threw her into some dancing child reality show because like Britney Spears’ white trash parents, she knew there was something good about the creature that crawled out of her cunt in the trailer park pool, not that she has star power, but with the right training, could become a huge hit, so long as she consistently posts her dancing body on the internet, in half naked photos or showing off her trained dancer body doing dance moves like twerking….because white girls twerk.

I guess it’s better than becoming a meth addict, sex worker, stripper back home in Michigan, bitch is now rich, in LA, doing big things.

Yes, she has an inbred face and there’s little confidence she’ll stay fit for her entire life….and yes, I do assume she’ll end up looking like a bitch working at the Car Wash cash or the Jiffy Lube front desk back home in Michigan…but until then…let’s watch her half nakedness, because all girls are like sex workers on the internet now…nakedness for all to see….it’s a great trend…far bigger and more important than Jordyn Jones is.

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