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2020

27

Nov

Jordyn Jones Gets Into Christmas Spirt with Booty on a Sink of the Day

Jordyn Jones was showing her holiday ham while doing another popular pose – “Sink Butt”….where girls prop their asses on their bathroom sinks in front of the mirror. It is an innovative generation. They know how to disrupt the norms and create all these great things to progress us as a species…..works for me cuz it’s slutty.

Jordyn Jones is some child dancer sold by her trashy blue color family to the industry through a reality show then youtube….she’s still white trash but likely rich white trash, no longer in Kalamazoo Michigan where she’s from, but will likely end up looking like she’s from Kalamazoo Michigan when she’s done being rich….easy come easy go…..but for now she’s winning at life….and not stripping the way dancers used to make a living before the internet…which I guess is unfortunate, but now you can stare at her “Sink Butt”.

But she also got into the Christmas Spirit for those of you who jerk off to Christmas because you fucking love it..like me.

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