Jordyn Jones is probably not January Jones’ daughter, but she’s likely old enough to be, since January Jones is old….

Jordyn Jones is some Dance Star from Kalamazoo Michigan, so you know she’s trashy, that probably climbed the ranks due to white trash reality TV….

I assume that she will end up forgotten and back in Michigan, 300 pounds, diabetic, living in a trailer, but for now she’s trending, drives a tesla, has a pool…

So as she shakes her small ass, as dancers do, they are trained for that kind of thing….it’s good practice for when she’s needing the strip to fuel the meth addiction….this is pre the getting fat era in her white trash story….not that any of that will happen, in the internet era, you’re set for life and always able to sell butthole pics instead of reducing yourself to actually working a job….

Either way, she’s hot for now, take it in.

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I still don’t know why Kalamazoo Michigan born Jordyn Jones is in LA, driving Teslas, hanging out by the pool, doing the whole young celebrity thing, because I still don’t really know who Jordyn Jones is….but from my lowest level research…I know she’s a dancer who does silly dance videos which I guess is what America is into…you know nothing like stealing the land from the natives to create a society that basically evolves into vapid morons not into intelligence but strictly into getting attention for being slutty on the internet…whether in bikini pics featuring bikinis jacked up to her neck for whatever reason…probably for some photoshopping or to give an illusion of a waist to hip ratio….or maybe she just likes pulling her bottoms into her cunt at a rhythm to female ejaculate all over the place…it is the horny generation…..or doing dancing for the masses on apps worth billions of dollars strictly based on people dancing….because people are that into Dancing…and I guess that works out nicely for this Michigan trash, you know get it while you can before following your destiny of being a 300 pounder on a motorized cart buying cheese puffs and bootleg Cola at Walmart…the AMERICAN DREAM.

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Jordyn Jones is what you’d expect to find dragged out of Kalamazoo Michigan…the white trash hot chick who for whatever reason is getting some level of mainstream success amongst her peers for her dancing that you know her parents only put her into for stripping reasons, you the security or back-up plan all girls must have in the event they can’t land a rich guy….since college is out of the question….

I am sure she’ll end up 300 lbs drinking big gulps all day in her motorized wheel chair all footless from the diabetes, or what I call the Michigan dream….

But for now she’s living hot, and there is a chance she ends up staying in LA and hopping into porn when the fanbase finds some other nobody who can dance better….

This is her doing some clickbait fetish content because she gotta keep things hot.

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Jordyn Jones is in a skimpy bikini because what the fuck is she supposed to do. She’s a trending young girl from Kalamazoo Michigan who is going to end up 300 pounds like her white trash mom, but in the meantime, this one is living in LA, rocking a house with a pool, while none of us know who the fuck this bitch is….

The good news for the perverts out there is that she does have a typical instagram body, some booty and tits, in a skimpy bikini because this is the kind of content her generation produces and expects from each other because they are all stunted mentally and only understand being pervert exhibitionists, you know they grew up on porn, they are different than the old stuffy boring people you grew up with who only get sexually interesting when it’s FAR too late for them….after the divorces and kids…instead of getting it done when they are at their youngest and hottest.

I’ve always said women reaching their sexual prime at 40, which I always thought was just a lie from the Women’s Magazines to give them all hope so they don’t kill themselves, but hormonally it may be true in their trying to get knocked up before that last eggs drop, so instead of doing it when they were young because they were insecure, they’re out at the grocery store with their pussy definition out there for all to see trying to compete with their slutty daughters with their pilates bodies…I’ve always told every girl I know to take the nudes now, no matter what age they are at when I come in contact with them, because it only gets worse…

So here’s KALAMAZOO at it.

Here she is in little shorts!

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I posted some bullshit Jordyn Jones porn, because as far as I’m concerned she’s a low level porn chick, she just hasn’t hit rock bottom yet, so there’s no need to do the porn…but she’s riding the fine line or grey area where she’s trending for whatever reason, positing provocative enough shit with every post, all while rocking a creepy smile like she loves her dancing life, which I guess she would considering she’s fat white trash from Kalazazoo in training…..

She’s making enough money to buy her mom a Land Rover, which is funny when she pulls up to the walmart to buy the tub of cheese puffs….you know keeping it classy in your white trash obesity…spend that money you’re making on social media on a fucking car…bitch will be broke in a year….when she’s forgotten because dancing is fucking dumb…unless it’s stripping…which I guess it is…

Anyway, she posted some mens underwear jacked in her cunt yesterday, where I also posted some viral stunt her and her boyfriend are faking, at least that’s what I assume, of a stalker in their backyard taking creeper pics….and the whole thing is stupid…

But here she is pulling her sweatpants to show you no bush on her mound cuz she’s daring, racy, going as close to clit hood without being flagged “sex worker”….as the girls do..

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Jordyn Jones is showing off that she sleeps in Men’s Underwear, while jacking the men’s underwear up in herself because that’s the style, that may not be comfortable, but this generation and all the sex and masturbation from their porn addiction probably don’t feel much on their callused genitals…or maybe they feel too much and pulling panties up into themselves actually allows them to cum too. I don’t know, I don’t have a vagina, even if it looks like I do in both grey sweatpants and naked…

In more interesting news, the IG slutty behavior has a whole new dimension in the form of IG stalker!

I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that Jordyn Jones and her boyfriend Jordan are in on this amazing and creepy instagram situation that is being presented as her “stalker”….

At the time of posting this, the account STALKING_JORDAN_AND_JORDYN only had 3 pictures posted and 11 followers…..so there is a SMALL chance that this stalker is an actual stalker and not just part of some viral stunt going into Halloween that I’d craft if I worked with these celebs.

Basically the three pics that the “stalker” has posted are from their backyard, one shot looking into the kitchen, one shot of the pool, all too creepy if you were to see this of your house…randomly…but in an era of clickbait, anything for clout, viral stunts…it’s pretty fucking easy to fake, even genius marketing…assuming the couple with the same first names aren’t about to get murdered by their bold IG fan..

The fact that Jordyn Jones even exists is weird to me, she’s some fat trash in training from Kalamazoo Michigan, who has a mom who looks like Kalamazoo Michigan, but for whatever reason this one is in LA doing professional dancing and social media bullshit…because perverts think she’s hot and like the way she moves, at least enough to stalk the bitch.

All this to say, nice boy’s underwear pyjamas jacked up inside you…for your stalker, your fans and us perverts who don’t give a fuck who you are.

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Jordyn Jones must be pretty excited that the world, or at least America, which I guess defines what is popular in the world, at least Americans would like to think that, you know the whole being the center of the world and shit….but yeah, Jordyn Jones must be excited that the world is into dancing at the level they are into dancing…because like Julianne Hough, she should have ended up a stripper, like most professinal trained dancers who don’t come from money, but instead she’s a trending dancer doing dumb choreography that I find embarrassing or at least stupid, mainly because it doesn’t end with girl getting naked at the end, or girl available for private shows at the end.

ANYWAY, she’s some Michigan trash, she’s going to end up 300 pounds with heavy metal poisoning because of that whole Michigan water system, but for now she’s making money in California, more than stripepr money, otherwise she’d be a stripper…

People seem to like her, she’s a young, fit, blonde chick…so here she is in some leather looking biker looking outfit for South Dakota Bike Week…

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I don’t know if all Americans are half retard perverts who are basically drooling on themselves and not because they are horny but because their brains don’t actually work on their own….but this watching and producing of cheesy choreographed dance to the point where the app that it is built on is a security threat to America…is fuckign weird.

I have spent time in stripclubs, I get the appeal of naked girls dancing at least when I am drunk, but to scroll through a bunch of girls being lame as shit dancing like a music video dance, is just embarrassing, no matter how hot or half naked they are….which is why I don’t waste time on TikTok, but a lot of people clearly do….like Jordyn Jones, the Michigan pig who isn’t at that Walmart shopper diabetic body in the motorized cart body yet, but I’m sure when the dance stops she’ll grow into her true predisposed self….

She’s known as a dancer, so I guess she’s gotta dance to keep up that reputation, but people watching this mindless shit is just fucking weird to me…

Also weird, that all these Black Lives Matter people who listen to songs riddled with the N word, have ALL definitely dropped the N-Word while singing the songs amongst themselves, because they don’t actually mean what they say about racism and think some White Owned black music is Black Culture…because they are dumb fucks who dance on the internet or watch dance on the internet because why bother using the brain for good like learning, expanding your mind, etc…..why bother with that shit.

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Jordyn Jones is some inbred looking bitch…with an inbred looking face who comes from the meanstreets of Kalamazoo Michigan, but was lucky enough to have a white trash mom with a dream to put her into song and dance so that she could end up in LA doing porn on social media…porn that involves dancing, shaking her ass, showing off her dancer body that will one day be 300 pounds, it’ s just in the MICHIGAN water she was raised on in the trailer I assume she lived in before she was making enough money to buy momma a Land Rover…

I guess she’s also got tits….which is always a sign of “WILL BE FAT WHEN SHE IS OLDER, JUST AS SOON AS THE DANCING STOPS”….because it always eventually stops…it’s just that when it’s still going on, it’s good, at least sexually, because they are trained to know how to move at a Rhythm, which is probably why dancing should be cancelled, it’s like teaching you how to fuck producers when you are older so that you don’t have to become a stripper where your dancing will actually be put to its best use, just not its more lucrative use…

Either way, here she is…

Here she is twerking on a skateboard…because skateboarding has become this mainstream and lame…

Here she is in a bikini….

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Jordyn Jones in videos reminds me of a product of incest, white trash, fetal alcohol syndrome, maybe crack baby level of weird….but in photos, when posing half naked, her wonky, dopey eyed face doesn’t distract me as much, so we can appreciate her dancing body that will like be 300 pounds by the time it is 40 after she injures herself dancing, you know, like her Michigan based mom….who you know when out at Walmart do BE riding in the motorized cart….but in the meantime is fit, energetic and the kind of enthusiasm you’d want to bounce on your dick with all it’s gyrating hip moves you know she’s a master of…because why else would she be this “famous” for shitty dance…

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