Jordyn Jones is some inbred looking bitch…with an inbred looking face who comes from the meanstreets of Kalamazoo Michigan, but was lucky enough to have a white trash mom with a dream to put her into song and dance so that she could end up in LA doing porn on social media…porn that involves dancing, shaking her ass, showing off her dancer body that will one day be 300 pounds, it’ s just in the MICHIGAN water she was raised on in the trailer I assume she lived in before she was making enough money to buy momma a Land Rover…

I guess she’s also got tits….which is always a sign of “WILL BE FAT WHEN SHE IS OLDER, JUST AS SOON AS THE DANCING STOPS”….because it always eventually stops…it’s just that when it’s still going on, it’s good, at least sexually, because they are trained to know how to move at a Rhythm, which is probably why dancing should be cancelled, it’s like teaching you how to fuck producers when you are older so that you don’t have to become a stripper where your dancing will actually be put to its best use, just not its more lucrative use…

Either way, here she is…

Here she is twerking on a skateboard…because skateboarding has become this mainstream and lame…

Here she is in a bikini….

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