Jordyn Jones is in a skimpy bikini because what the fuck is she supposed to do. She’s a trending young girl from Kalamazoo Michigan who is going to end up 300 pounds like her white trash mom, but in the meantime, this one is living in LA, rocking a house with a pool, while none of us know who the fuck this bitch is….

The good news for the perverts out there is that she does have a typical instagram body, some booty and tits, in a skimpy bikini because this is the kind of content her generation produces and expects from each other because they are all stunted mentally and only understand being pervert exhibitionists, you know they grew up on porn, they are different than the old stuffy boring people you grew up with who only get sexually interesting when it’s FAR too late for them….after the divorces and kids…instead of getting it done when they are at their youngest and hottest.

I’ve always said women reaching their sexual prime at 40, which I always thought was just a lie from the Women’s Magazines to give them all hope so they don’t kill themselves, but hormonally it may be true in their trying to get knocked up before that last eggs drop, so instead of doing it when they were young because they were insecure, they’re out at the grocery store with their pussy definition out there for all to see trying to compete with their slutty daughters with their pilates bodies…I’ve always told every girl I know to take the nudes now, no matter what age they are at when I come in contact with them, because it only gets worse…

So here’s KALAMAZOO at it.

Here she is in little shorts!

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