Jordyn Jones is showing off that she sleeps in Men’s Underwear, while jacking the men’s underwear up in herself because that’s the style, that may not be comfortable, but this generation and all the sex and masturbation from their porn addiction probably don’t feel much on their callused genitals…or maybe they feel too much and pulling panties up into themselves actually allows them to cum too. I don’t know, I don’t have a vagina, even if it looks like I do in both grey sweatpants and naked…
In more interesting news, the IG slutty behavior has a whole new dimension in the form of IG stalker!
I am going to go out on a limb here and assume that Jordyn Jones and her boyfriend Jordan are in on this amazing and creepy instagram situation that is being presented as her “stalker”….
At the time of posting this, the account STALKING_JORDAN_AND_JORDYN only had 3 pictures posted and 11 followers…..so there is a SMALL chance that this stalker is an actual stalker and not just part of some viral stunt going into Halloween that I’d craft if I worked with these celebs.
Basically the three pics that the “stalker” has posted are from their backyard, one shot looking into the kitchen, one shot of the pool, all too creepy if you were to see this of your house…randomly…but in an era of clickbait, anything for clout, viral stunts…it’s pretty fucking easy to fake, even genius marketing…assuming the couple with the same first names aren’t about to get murdered by their bold IG fan..
The fact that Jordyn Jones even exists is weird to me, she’s some fat trash in training from Kalamazoo Michigan, who has a mom who looks like Kalamazoo Michigan, but for whatever reason this one is in LA doing professional dancing and social media bullshit…because perverts think she’s hot and like the way she moves, at least enough to stalk the bitch.
All this to say, nice boy’s underwear pyjamas jacked up inside you…for your stalker, your fans and us perverts who don’t give a fuck who you are.
JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!
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