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2023

05

Jun

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

There was a minute when celebrity reality show child dancer from Kalamazoo meth farm Jordyn Jones had a promising social media hustle….which like all other promising social media hustles ended with her selling memberships or access to her exclusive half naked content…..

She basically ran a porn site on the back on Zuck’s instagram while Zuck’s instagram had no idea that the close friends she was letting in were paying customers, almost a genius move that I doubt she thought up, but that I am sure bought her at least one of her super cars…

She eventually launched an OnlyFans as girls who get the whore itch from selling nudes, not the old fashioned way from dirty john’s and their crabs, and what was a child reality dance star to do when no longer a child…

She has since disappeared, at least off my pervert radar, that I’ll admit isn’t the best pervert radar since I don’t care about these people or their storylines….but she’s back in a bikini for summer, and I guess that’s something for all you inbred lovers who only know inbreeding because you too are from Kalamazoo and likely Jordyn Jones’ cousins…

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