Alexander Daddario’s got a big WOP dick, but luckily for you she’s also got big WOP tits…

The old as shit, went viral late in the game for her tits, who still exists in hollywood because of said tits, runs her instagram like a bit of a detached rich kid boomer who doesn’t really get it…..

However at least she’s trying to be moody, to be artsy, to be interesting, in some though provoking, black and white or filtered to shit so it might as well be black and white all pixelated and blown out so you know it’s art, nude selfie that doesn’t show the tits, or the dick, but just implies that they are all there ready since she’s a sexual being on her way into menopause…

I don’t hate Daddario or her trying hard….I just don’t think she’s an impressive celebrity, but really, are any celebs impressive, they are all just insecure hacks with egos overcompensating while pretending acting is a real art form, as they get their fat checks….so I’m just here for the tits, or implied tits, or the nude selfie parody that this clearly is because if I was sexting a bitch and she sent this, I’d send her back to the drawing board…I guess some puppets just need direction….

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