Jordyn Jones is simulating an intro scene to a porno because young people know more abotu porn than they know of any other type of content. They are all porn addicts, they are all producing porn for their subscription sites, they are all posting porn on the instagram….porn is normalized, sex working makes fiscal sense…so they are all doing it….

When you were young making working the record store was cool, or the skate shop or even the movie theatre….now, you’re a sucker if you’re not selling panties, or sucking dick in videos for your pervert fans that pay you monthly…far better than sugar babying…the future is now.

So when someone like Jordyn Jones, who I assume is pretty mainstream and not some sort of alt or porn weirdo, is simulating a dick suck, or at least the early stages of a dick suck…you know society is moving in the right perverted direction…

I think this is the new generation, that is younger than the annoying and boring woke generation, so another 5 years of great content, Girls Gone Wild but with double penetration…is all in our post Quarantine futures…

Crazy times…

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Jordyn Jones is hot young low hanging celebrity who doesn’t really need the whole celebrity thing to make her relevant or an earner, thanks to the internet paying the fuck out.

These youtubers are making 100 million dollars a year if done right, most actors aren’t making that kind of money, which is probably why they are all aggressively figuring out their own social media strategies, as they know they are being replaced and missing out on the money they want to hoard for themselves….

Jordyn Jones was in some random shows that probably don’t matter, but made her big push doing slutty cover songs on youtube, so now with her 6 million fans on instagram, she can bring the titties in provocative pictures freely…yay for that.

This picture may be for her new album drop? I’m too busy reading her IG Bio “I love you dad” because clearly she put it there for all you perverts with that daddy fetish….

She knows her audience. What the people want and by people I mean my pervert ass.

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Straight from the mean streets of Kalamazoo, Michigan….Jordyn Jones was brought to Los Angeles at the age of 11 to launch her career that has involved being in something called Dance Camp at 16….It only took her 5 years to get that big break and I’d hate to be her therapist who has to learn about what getting that big break at 16 entailed….obviously nothing bad enough to make her kill herself, probably worth the trauma to LIVE OUT HER DREAM as a barely famous, almost famous, sexualized young girl who shows off her Dance Camp Ass on the internet in leggings because she likes being jerked off to. It’s good for business, or whatever.

Her barely famous, practically non existent career doesn’t fucking matter because she’s able to turn to the social media to build up her audience with the sexualized content she produces and as it turns out, that pays way more than being a Disney kid if done right, all from the comfort of your own quarantine.

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Jordyn Jones got on Instagram Live yesterday with Kelianne Stankus, who has the worst name to twerk to, you know STANK ASS the profession twerk instructor, who is teaching young instagram whores trying to clickbait how to shake their asses for their fans….

What I don’t understand is that the Jordyn Jones girl barely showed her ass twerking, and when she did her shitty filmer covered the screen….

What it comes down to is the twerk school, twerk clickbait worked…I’ll always watch a twerk, even if it involves awkward white girls struggling.

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Jordyn Jones is a singer and dancer built off of perversion. She had a Youtube channel when she was young and it went viral because she was pretty inappropriate on it. Meaning she had parents who allowed their child to creatively express herself on the fucking internet, the hub of EVERY SINGLE HUMAN’S worst possible behavior, where perfectly respectable people in the community turn to the weirdest shit to jerk off to, probably the last place you’d want your kid posting anything….but it led to 6 million followers that she monetizes and can launch her music to, so I guess it is worth it….

Keeping up with her legacy of being something creeps jack off to, she brought a bikini photoshoot for her IG, and this is what it looked like.

Not officially a sex worker, but under the right context, all these bitches are sex workers…making money off their sex and I’m watching cuz why not.

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Jordyn Jones is out in a bra. We still don’t know what Jordyn Jones does, but she’s doing something that instagram seems to like…and that is all that matters…

She got her start on some reality show about child dancers, which I am hoping you’ve never seen, but assume the WRONG kind of dudes would watch religiously. Sick fucks.

I assume that she was being sexualized back then, like a Madison Beer on YOUTUBE, the GOOGLE owned site for predators and from there she learned to sexualize herself, probably with the help of stage parents trying to live the fucking dream, and I guess this is living the dream….a yojng girl in a silly pony tail and leather looking but probably animal friendly outfits for the fans to jack off to. Everyone’s a fetish model….that’s how they make it in America.

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