Straight from the mean streets of Kalamazoo, Michigan….Jordyn Jones was brought to Los Angeles at the age of 11 to launch her career that has involved being in something called Dance Camp at 16, I have no idea what that is, but assume you do because you’re a predator…

She’s done barely anything since, at least not according to her IMDB, but it’s the instagram era of online marketing, all you need to do is post provocative pics and the perverts who remember you from Dance Camp (YOU!), will track her down.

This is a video of her in a bikini bikini splash fight, on some SQUIRT SQUIRT simulation…..and I figure the pink bikini was enough for you perverts who remember her from Dance Camp when she was 16.

She’s in her 20s now, so it’s less perverted to fist yourself to her pics cuz prostate is the only way to orgasm now that your dick has failed you…..homo.

Here she is in some Roller Girl role play..

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You know the best thing about leggings, hands fucking down, is the pussy definition. I know what you’re all thinking and that leggings are the best for the ass shots, you know because the fabrics give some roundness to the asses, a little support and form they all need to do their best ass impression, you know in a put your best ass forward kind of way…but the reality is…leggings get jacked up in pussies and this show us everything the pussy has to offer and THUS….we don’t need to see a bitch naked…we can just assume what her pussy looks like…whether it’s got fat outter lips making it an inny, or meaty fucking lips making it an outty, or if it’s got a dick clit all looking like it’s sticking its tongue out at you…all thanks to leggigns…

So Jordyn Jones in leggings giving us the BACKSHOT is doing good things. She’s treating those leggings right….doing what those leggings are meant to do.

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Jordyn Jones is some YOUTUBE chick….with 6 million followers that could be fake, I mean who would really know or care, it doesn’t seem to matter with brands whether the girl they are giving 10s of thousands of dollars to is legit or not, they just don’t want to miss out on the potential of being replaced or ignored by not having social media, so they scramble. I personally HATE the shit, but I don’t mind when girls get half naked to get attention to their feed, because the nudity shit does better than the “influencer” shit of telling people what they ate, or talking about being empowered, or any of that.

The good news is that fake followers or not, she’s pretty hot….as she navigates becoming a legit singer and dancer in this world of everything is artificial and a lie and no one gets arrested or killed off for it….if anything they just get celebrated.

The fact that ya’ll want to spend your days on a site owned by Mark Zuckerberg…the biggest loser who may be richer than god…but is a fucking loser….blows my mind. “Instagram by Facebook” can suck a fucking dick….and so can Jordyn Jones…I’ll watch.

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Jordyn Jones is an actor from Dance Camp, something I am sure you creeps are very fucking familiar with, but that I can say I’ve never seen or heard of, but assume is the pedo content coming out of Hollywood, cuz Hollywood is filled with a bunch of fucking pedos…

She is 19 now, so looking at her slutty self produced content for her social media feed, because it is the trend, all the young girls are doing it, they grew up on porn, whats celebrating a youthful body in a bikini, it’s not nearly hardcore or degrading, it’s more a celebration that if you take on dance at a young age, and remain fit, and you’re 19, half naked is the only way you should be, cuz eventually it will all end…time is not on her side…so make the most of it…

I know so many 40 year old women who regret not doing this at a young age, back when they could eat and drink anything they wanted without getting fat, with no time machine and no social media back then, it all becomes just a memory….when it should have been documented, yet everytime I offered to use my SONY HANDICAM on them, they’d freak out, leaving my experimental porn videos womanless…

So this is all progress for humanity, at least in terms of celebrating hotness or being your hotest at 19, which really doesn’t matter to anyone, but she won’t regret doing this at 40, and either will her husband who will still jerk off to the archive…oh to be young.

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