Jordyn Jones is serious…wanna know how I know? Cuz any girl who is serious about her bikini selfies knows to arch her back and make her ass into a bit of a shelf…far more appealing as a shelf than the 300 pounder who happened to have an ass shelf but I don’t think it was a product of design, but rather a symptom of overeating and morbid obesity…where as Jordan Jones is serious about wanting to be something you jerk off to…So serious that each of these pics is 1 / 150 pics of the series of 1000 pics where she wanted to get her pose perfect…a solid 1-2 hours of trying to capture the moment…which as pathetic as that sounds is something I appreciate cuz I am a pervert into young sluts in bikinis being slutty.

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Jordyn Jones Is very important

This is her very important picture of her ass.

Some people may say that this is shameless, because it is. Girl is straight up saying “my ass looks cute, may delete later”…cuz like all these girls she’s a narcissist vain fuck who competing with other girls equally whoring out…doing the same thing..also loving their asses…thinking they have the best asses out there and the good news is that a lot of asses are good asses not all asses are good asses though. So any excuse to show ass. The more ass the better it is for us perverts…

So thanks Jordyn Jones is bringing the pervert low hanging fruit smut to us perverts who appreciate it.

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Jordyn Jones who is possibly one of January Jones’ fatherless children, even though we all know the baby daddy is Tom Jones, because that’s all I’ve got to work with here…

I mean why do you expect me to write something clever about someone I’ve never heard of…

Just let me put her bikini pic up in peace, so that you can stare at it and jack off to it, or whatever..

I can’t take this pressure of trying to write about something I don’t care about when I just like looking at the pictures…

You assholes have pushed me too far.

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Jordyn Jones still being slutty at this music festival cuz that is the whole point of music festivals, especially EDC…and I guess the whole point of Jordyn Jones…who is she again? and I guess the whole point of all women because that’s why they have tits and a pussy hole people…to SEDUCE MEN INTO MAKING BABIES IN THEM THAT THEY ABORT CUZ BABIES SUCK…or KEEP cuz they are 30 and like the idea of a monthly check from a rich guy for 18 years….

Again, nothing to do with Jordyn Jones and her exciting costume…but really who cares about Jordyn Jones man, when we can talk about young girls getting abortions cuz they like being cummed inside like in the creampie porn they used to watch in the Sixth grade….you generation of fucking pervs….

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts who like her…

I guess it was some EDC..or ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL to those who don’t know…now you know…

Which is some music festival that targets all the bros and slutty girls of the instagram who like to RAVE bro…because RAVES are seriously fucking mainstream, on some Game of Thrones level mainstream…no longer illegal in warehouses…but rather bigger than a Backstreet Boys Concert at the peak of their career.

I used to spend time at Raves, it’s how I met DJs, I was an alcoholic, and would sneak booze in their record bags when they used records….and I’d sit there drinking til 10 am…watching mindless idiots dancing on drugs…thinking “I wonder if this will ever be less nerdy and embarrassing for people”….

I don’t know when Electronic music and rave drugs went fully mainstream, but it’s been interesting to see all the bros and sorority girls get into it…cuz what was once wet t-shirt contests for them is now skimpy rave outfits and massage pits…that were designed for the nerds…and here’s Jordyn Jones doing hr best EDC with her ass out…

I guess I’ll use this opportunity to do a compilation of all the girls of EDC from instagram cuz they are all sluts who you should look at….cuz that’s why they are dressed so ridiculously…

I gave up on the search after 3 minutes…it was too annoying.

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Tom Jones and January Jones’ baby Jordyn is starting to figure out this social media, instagram shit….

Get half naked, put it out there, let it ride, people will like you better than when you are in clothing cuz we are all fucking perverts…but don’t give the people to much nudity cuz then they’ll see what they want to see, the tease over, the shamelessness replaces the excitement and all of a sudden the people hate you, despite still loving the nudes…

So the key to success in slutty on social media is to keep your SLOP HOLE in your panties, but show your panties….with silly captions like “which panties should I wear today”…or “just chilling”…or “no filter”…or “woke up like this’….or who the fuck cares…COCKTEASE into success.

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Jordyn Jones looks like she likes to have a good time…

I love that every instagram photo looks like a dramatic Playboy shot of the 1970s – when it was an original thing…

All dramatic, grasping her face, like a Southern Girl who’s horse just ran off…

A Damsel in Distress…

Like her puppy just died…

Dramatic…but so badly done….

Half naked though…makes it AIGHT by me…that means ALRIGHT in 2002 speak…which is probably when this bitch was born.

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