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2019

20

May

Jordyn Jones Ass Out of the Day

Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her…..and we are together perverts who like her…

I guess it was some EDC..or ELECTRIC DAISY CARNIVAL to those who don’t know…now you know…

Which is some music festival that targets all the bros and slutty girls of the instagram who like to RAVE bro…because RAVES are seriously fucking mainstream, on some Game of Thrones level mainstream…no longer illegal in warehouses…but rather bigger than a Backstreet Boys Concert at the peak of their career.

I used to spend time at Raves, it’s how I met DJs, I was an alcoholic, and would sneak booze in their record bags when they used records….and I’d sit there drinking til 10 am…watching mindless idiots dancing on drugs…thinking “I wonder if this will ever be less nerdy and embarrassing for people”….

I don’t know when Electronic music and rave drugs went fully mainstream, but it’s been interesting to see all the bros and sorority girls get into it…cuz what was once wet t-shirt contests for them is now skimpy rave outfits and massage pits…that were designed for the nerds…and here’s Jordyn Jones doing hr best EDC with her ass out…

I guess I’ll use this opportunity to do a compilation of all the girls of EDC from instagram cuz they are all sluts who you should look at….cuz that’s why they are dressed so ridiculously…

I gave up on the search after 3 minutes…it was too annoying.

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