Jordyn Jones who I thought was just a Kalamazoo reality star from some child dance show because I don’t read the wikipedias of these girls, they are all interchangeable, uninspired, clickbait bullshit and their origin story doesn’t really interest me, I’m more about the tits…because everyone has reduced themselves to their tits, despite calling sites like this part of the problem, the reality is we’re just reposting the shit these people are producing for their own channels, clearly sexualizing themselves then getting mad when we do…because we’re big mean men who are putting down young women who are more popular than us…because as public figures we expect more out of them…or that big bad men are being perverts fetishizing them…because they are hot young chicks…what a crazy fucking concept…we get the hustle, we don’t mind the hustle, we may laugh at the hustle because it is so obvious and ultimately the content or the product these people produce is on the same level of low level shite…meaning Jordyn Jones, who I thought was a reality star turned dancer is actually a pop singer because anyone can be these days….there’s no talent needed to make a shitty pop song proven time and time again by other whores…..these people don’t have anything to offer, their music as clickbait as their outfit choices…they don’t trigger thought, inspire or motivate, they are just like “here are my slutty pics so you listen to my shit music and so I can get paid, yay social media”…
That said, Jordyn Jones has a real crackbaby or fetal alcohol syndrome or even inbred look to her, my theory is she’ll be diabetic, footless, rolling around in Walmart back in Michigan buying a tub of cheese puffs by the time she’s in her 40s…as fame doesn’t last forever…but now that I see she sings, likely already has a few million in the bank, that dream I have for her is less and less obvious but clearly…she’s got the look of someone who will look awful once she starts getting Michigan fat, which isn’t Hollywood fat….
Here she is in some slutty outfit being Michigan trash transplanted in LA….
Some ass shots from her new music video :
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