Jordyn Jones is the inbred looking trash from Michigan who had a mom with trailer trash dreams of having her baby on the big screen TV that takes up half of the double wide’s living room wallspace, which is nice since it covers up all the mold stains…

I’m not saying everyone from Michigan is fat white trash, I am just saying that is where Jordyn Jones comes from…and at a young age the mom thought “damn how did this cutie crawl out of my cootie”…only to put her in dance class to sell her to the reality TV machine…

I don’t know if that’s really how Jordyn Jones got famous, I only got wind of her from her silly dances and half nakedness on social media, but the industry likes to mooch off their own, to run deals through their own, so we’ll assume that Reality show is why she exists today….

She’s basically doing the OnlyFans thing, you know make some pocket money off your fans by giving them access to you trying on bras, panties, bikinis, leggings, basically anything that shows off her dance ass before it becomes diabetic mom at Walmart ass…Get it in before you get your feet amputated from Diabetes when you become the true version of yourself…the REAL FORM…

She’s alright, but I like inbred trailer park trash, some of the best sex workers are categorized as that, only they don’t have the egos of having followers, money, having been on TV, a stage parent, etc….so they are more fun….but the idea is that this one lacks star powers to really get talons into the celebrity thing…so that she can do the sex work she was destined to do….and this is just dipping a toe in.

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