Jordyn Jones is struggling her way through the pandemic with her money she makes off charging her fans to watch her instagram stories…because she’s sent herself to Mexico…you know to avoid that whole COVID thing by rolling around in the sand in a bikini…

She’s in her early 20s, COVID really shouldn’t be stopping anyone under the age of 40….and if you are the 1 percent of people who die of it…maybe it’s just your time man…but yeah, if I was 20, I’d be drunk in a ditch at every party I could get to, this whole staying home thing, wouldn’t be a thing….fucking pussies…

If I was rich, I’d be in fucking Mexico on the beach also, because you gotta fucking live man…so those angry at celebs and rich people for being rich and living better lives than them…I mean…where have you been all your life…that’s the point of being rich…

Then they think these idiots have a responsibility to push agendas and bullshit that the government imposes, instead of just living their rich lives…when rich people typically are the worst, self involved pieces of shit around…so why would you expect them to do anything besides things that benefit them…dummy…

All this to say, we need the bikini pics, Jordyn Jones the popstar, reality star, Michigan white trash living the dream….has a DUTY to bring us those bikini pics…since her hot dancing body won’t last forever…genetics are not on her side..I think average weight for a woman in Michigan is around 220….so let’s just focus on the good times….

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