So the Genie in the bottle is the Big Girl in the Hot Tub…and I like it…

Christina Aguilera is the 40 year old popstar from the past who I guess has been reprogrammed and is ready for a comeback because make that money when you can….especially when you’re not as old as J.Lo…

I know all these bitches like to fake being hot, stretching it out as long as they can, but remember their vaginas are still those of old ladies…so all the lies are just lies…the vagina…like the rings of a stump tell the true age…and you can’t hide that…

But you can soak it in a fucking hot tub…where I guess she is hiding her old lady vagina to focus on what is important…her fat tits that are still likely her original bolt ons…it’s just her body caught up to the bolt ons and gave her the tits her skinny body could never support….because girl is thick….her pregnancies led to eating…but at least there’s the tits…

For a reference, I always thought X-Tina was the hottest of the popstars of her time, so I’m into the old fat version of her and encourage her to keep up the bathing suit titty pics…you know do it for Britney now that Britney only does beheading style videos from the prison camp…

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