Jordyn Jones is some Kalamazoo Michigan trash that I like to assume will end up 300 pounds and missing a limb from Diabetes after her white trash genetics and eating habits catch up with her, but until then, she’s a famous from being a child dancer on a show about child dancers, because reality TV allow white trash from Kalamazoo Michigan to partake in their antics as they cast CHILDREN as DANCERS…

She’s managed to turn 18 and has a following on social media, so she naturally decided to release shitty music, I mean when everything is made on a computer, anyone can be the frontman for a band, MILLI VANILLI so ahead of their time….plus when you’re a lame ass dancer, because dancing is stupid, it makes your shitty music more tolerable as you do stripper moves and twerks….

Point being, she sells access to her close friends IG stories, where she poses in her bikinis to get paid, you know subsidize that popstar, influencer, reality star money selling jerk off material the way nature intended…

I mean since she’s Kalamazoo Michigan based, I guess that’s better than doing opiates you found in a puddle outside Walmart..and she’s not 300 pounds yet, not some AMY SCHUMER looking thing in a bikini, so I’ll keep lookin’ until that inevitable future happens….

It’s funny all celeb, influencer, fringe celeb, model, nobody trying to be somebody, self produced content is SLUTTY, porny and thus amazing.

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