Jordyn Jones Wet Bikini of the Day

2021

Feb

Jordyn Jones has a great ass and she gets paid to show it off on her instagram in some weird OnlyFans style of exclusive content to paying customers in the form of using instagram’s CLOSE FRIEND’s feature…so this is likely for her CLOSE friends…which is really for the dudes jacking off to her and she knows it…and probably loves it…because that’s how the world works now…what once creeped girls out is a business model and new PROFIT AND LOSS line item on their INCOME STATEMENT…do you like when I talk accounting to you…I actually know nothing about accounting, other than that TAXATION is theft, which is really why my accounting jokes are so good…but you have NO IDEA….

Anyway, she’s white trash from Michigan who was cute enough to sell to a reality show, because white trash have dreams too, I mean they sit in line on their motorized shopping cart looking at the tabloids thinking “That could be me, if I had a skinny blonde kid I could put into dance”…

She exists because of that reality show, but she continues to exist because Hollywood keeps their price possessions around, so instead of heading back to Michigan being the girl from TV to help her trailer park dick sucking sales, she’s selling bikini content…of her great ass…it’s a young, round, high up, dance ass that knows how to move in a variety of ways, that should be working at the stripclub but destiny had a different plan for it…and that plan is letting dudes jack off to her bikini pics for money…a good plan really…one that makes a girl feel wanted, or pretty.