Jordyn Jones is some white trash our of Kalamazoo Michigan who was sold to the Reality TV industry as a child dancer, which I always say is creepy as shit, becasue it is…who are the people watching this shit…besides SIA who cast her fucking music videos with Maddie Ziegler who was also a dance reality show contestant…so clearly there’s a demand for child dancers as they all have millions upon millions of followers because of it..

Anyway, she was probably better suited to be some trailer park meth dealer’s meth girlfriend who either strips or sucks off randoms for meth money….and instead she’s seeling her “exclusive” content in IG stories allowing her to show off that dance body and those dance moves…because despite dance being idiotic, never something good looking, unless it is of the “LAP” variety and it’s your lap being dnaced on…dance does help bodies look good and help fucking be good cuz they know how to move..

Anyway…she’s currently promoting vibrators, because sexual health people, we all need to cum when we’re bombarded by porn all day and why stick to our hands when there are toys for that….I mean the sex toy industry is fucking huge cuz everyone’s a fucking pervert…I probably should have sold dildos instead of 17 years of writing posts about dildos…even when dildos aren’t as involved…the people are about as interesting as them.

Anyway, whores are amongst us, being paid to push sex products, which I am sure all the Christian parents into child dance reality programming are stoked about their kids looking up to some pervert like Jordyn Jones…who’s like “No shame in cumming”…agreed…to an exctent…I mean there should be shame in everything and the world was a better place when we didn’t have to hear about everyone’s orgasms or how they orgasm..

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Jordyn Jones is the white trash farmer’s daughter who you didn’t stumble upon when your car broke down when you were moving cross country to live out your life in California, hoping to end up in the pictures….only to be seduced by her in the barn you end up sleeping in cuz she hasn’t seen sophisticated big city cock ever and she’s primed…only for her dad to catch wind of it and shoot you because that’s his pussy…he’s the one who made it, he’s the one it was made for….no sharing…unless you’ve come with a GOAT or any other livestock for a trade….you know FARM SHIT..

This Farmer’s Daughter is not really one that you have to fear the father of…since he’s dead from alcoholism….but maybe his ghost will haunt you…or at least watch you jerk off to his daughter and say “good choice”.

This Farmer’s Daughter was taken from a future of METH, STRIPPING, TRAILER PARK dick sucks….and given an opportunity to sell booty videos on isntagram through a third party supplier called CLOSE FRIENDS…all thanks to her mom having a vision…and plan to get her on a child reality dance show that I think should be outlawed, cuz you know wholesome folks aren’t watching none of that….

In being a trained dancer, it’s safe to assume she can fuck, knowing her body, how to move it, gyrate it, shake it….all fit and into rhythm…if you’ve fucked a trained dancer you know….so that makes her hotter….at least to me…check it out.

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Jordyn Jones is the big smile Fetal Alochol Syndrome looking eyed, Kalamazoo Michigan white trash, blue collar, prized pig they took out of the farm and set to Hollywood to dance on a Reality Show for them rich folks over there…..you know to live out that American Dream…

She sells exclusive content of her outfits to her fans who pay to see her outfits because the outfits are usually bikinis..or underwear…but I guess sometimes they are tight dresses that she twerks in…because if you’re a 20 year reality show star from a children’s dance show….you sure as hell better be back to twerk…it’s pretty much the only move her generation needs to know…

I don’t know what she does and I am amazed that she has a career and fans from a dance reality show for children, or of children and for WEIRDOS….but this is the new generation of internet celebrities that come from all places….some of those people who call themselves INFLUENCERS….weren’t even sold to the entertainment industry by their parents like this one….SO anything is possible…dream a little dream…or just stare at this dancer in her tight dress….who cares.

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash from Kalamazoo Michigan who’s father died of alcoholism….so you know they’re the right kind of white trash….you know who would sell their kids off to the reality TV shows as a child to get some attention because that’s the AMERICAN dream….

I am convinced she’s going to end up 300 pounds missing a foot or two from Diabetes, because I know what middle of the road low income looks like in Michigan…all that Lead water man…it causes Autism…

But for now, she’s got a rocking body, probably from all the dance she does, and she sells access to her bikini pics, where she shows off her hot dance ass, and if you’ve ever fucked a dancer, you’ll know they fuck right….they have the stamina, the rhythm, the excitement a performer has in their riding of your dick…which makes her ass all the more interesting…

I saw last week that she’s moving to Florida, like everyone, and I’m surprised she didn’t already live in Florida, as it’s probably the Michigan dream….at least based on white trash I know in Canada that think Florida is the dream…while Michigan is basically Canada…they have stronger Canadian accents than Canadians….not that it matters, it just means there will be a lot more pics of her ass now that selling ass is more lucrative than selling whatever she sells as a child dancer reality star….

I’m into it, even if she looks either inbred or fetal alcohol poisoned…a loot that works for me because white trash women are fun even when they have money….and it is amazing that being on a reality show as a child allows her to live in LA, drive Teslas and all that other shit, prior to selling the nudes, but since she’s selling the nudes….it all makes sense…

Life lesson….sell nudes.

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Jordyn Jones is a child dancer reality stat from a show that shouldn’t exist.

She sells her provocative pics via the “Close Friends” feature on Instagram….so basically, like Snap Chat before it, you can pay to have access to her “Close Friends Feed”…that’s really just a loophole to turn Instagram into some kind of only fans, where yo get on all fours and show people what being a dancer from Kalamazoo is supposed to be…

Unless this is how she poses for her friends, you know showing them her thong so they know her underwear choice for the day, as BFFs should…or maybe it’s just a safe way to pander to perverts while pretending your not….because the MONEY is so good as dudes are fucking perverts willing to spend the money on such stupidity like panty pics of some girl you’ve barely heard of….

I don’t mind that all women have a price to get half naked, I appreciate that this is the norm, it’s just insane on about 10 levels…because there was a time when everyone WASN’T a porn chick….but now they are…so I appreciate the hustle…

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Jordyn Jones is a professional dancer at least she probably goes by that because she was on a child dance show which I think is where her celebrity came from, but what the fuck do I know, I’ve only heard of her in the last few years and I don’t really give a fuck about the past, or how creepy it is…it’s about progress people, moving forward, new opportunities, new beginnings…I don’t know what I am saying but the Michigan white trash that was sold to the industry, is making more fucking money than I am sure she ever expected, and it’s all because she sells access to pics like this on isntagram, thanks to someone gaming Instagram stories into being like a paid porn site, that they’ll pretend isn’t porn, but that is brilliant enough of an idea that I wish I had thought of it, in part to get to see all the nudes of girls posting nudes to their fans, but also because people must have more money than ever with all this buying NFTs and Only Fans girls you’ve never heard of making 100s of thousands of dollars…like where the fuck is all this money coming from and why can’t I have any of it…

All this to say, despite having a bit of an inbred face, a potential obese gene that will lead her legless at walmart in 40 years, that ass is round and fit and able to dance, so you should like it. I mean, I do.

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Jordyn Jones is some white trash from Michigan, who got famous from being on a dancing show for children, or starring children, which is creepy as fuck, and with her weirdo fanbase who is into dancing children once they get older, knowing that dance is perverted and makes for good sex but also good bodies…you know knowing rhythm and shit….allowing her to do important things like sell smut under something called “CLOSE FRIENDS”…where people pay to access her “premium content” without having to lower herself to be an official sex worker on OnlyFans…or any other platform…because it’s all about perception while she attempts to turn whatever it is she has into money so that she doesn’t need to go back to Michigan to live in a trailer park sucking dick at Walmart in exchange for soft drinks and potato chips..or whatever it is white trash in Michigan eat besides meth….

Either way she’s getitng racier, her content racier, this is topless and THONGED….and her face may look inbred or like Fetal Alcohol syndrome, but it adds to her white trash charm…since she’s not 300 pounds yet!!

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The concept of exclusive content, member’s sites, etc isn’t anything new, perverts have been busting out their credit cards for tits since before the internet existed…they’d by magazines, they’d buy DVDs or VHS, or time at the Peep Show….lap dances…hookers..entrance fees to sex clubs…I don’t fucking know…we are ruled by sex it’s in our nature…

SO….

Jordyn Jones, who is some child dancing reality star, which normalizes children dancing and brings it into the homes of weirdos who watch that shit….has taken her celebrity now that she’s older….and turned it into low level sex work…since it pays.

I mean, what the fuck else is a reality star to do to monetize now that her fan base hate her for not being 7….

She’s gotta find a whole new audience of perverts, like us, to be inappropriate, racy and half naked for…I mean she is a dancer from white trash michigan…selling pics of her in her panties and bikinis is hardly a big deal compared to what she’d likely be doing for money back home…

Jordyn Jones and her inbred looking eyes hasn’t fully immersed herself in the whole sex work thing, what she sells is access to her “CLOSE FRIENDS” IG story, but it’s dippign that toe in and clearly going to determine the next phase of her career, which will be getting naked…the money is too good, she’s already basically doing it, she’s from White Trash michigan where she’d be working the Walmart parking lot after hours giving out handies to trucker or whatever, plus all the girls are doing it, it’s empowering, taking your life into your own hands and making it work for you, without relying on brands or studio execs to give you money….get it from the fans who are there cuz you have a hot dance body….

I say, get it while you can because statistically she’ll be 300 pounds in a few years…Michigan white trash destiny will outperform her dancing….you just can’t burn enough calories when you have that cheese puff addiction…

All this to say, she’s pretty hot….as she figures out sex work pays and that people are only here to stare at the body…

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Jordyn Jones is an elf looking, potentially inbred, straight from white trash in Kalamazoo Michigan, who has figured out that selling “LEWD” pics of herself makes her stupid money thanks to all the pervert fans…so she doesn’t really need to do much else in terms of hustle…rather than just put up pics of her dance body…

She was sold to the industry by her mom as a kid, where she did a reality show about provocative child dancers, which is fucking weird, but that got her the fan base she’s got, which is likely 90 percent perverted dudes, who have been eagerly waiting for her to take this selling of nudes seriously….

Now she doesn’t get NUDE yet, she runs it off IG, so it is IG friendly, but as you probably know, IG Friendly is a very vague concept where you can report a girl offering to suck your dick, clearly a bot, and they tell you it’s fine….or if you report a girl with her asshole out, as I do only out of spite for the lack of success I’ve had on IG, even getting the stepGIRLS account deleted before we even got started, giving up on that whole thing, all thanks to ZUCKERBERG…while literal whores are out on the hustle selling pussy pics in their DM….life isn’t fair…I realize that…

But yeah, I also realize that her LEWDS can be more NUDE as time goes on and the people demand it….or she can just launch her own pervert site…I mean what else is a dancer to do…..

If she never did the whole reality show thing, living in LA thing, being paid from social media thing…she’d likely be a 240 pound stripper in her hometown…so whates a little classy thong shot…or hard nips in a bikini..it’s hardly sucking meth dealer dick for meth…which I guess is living the dream…for someone who was destined for that…..

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Jordyn Jones is out here subtly whoring on social media by sneaking a steamy topless in crotchless pantyhose polaroid from her Mexican vacation with what I assume is her boyfriend or at least some guy she’s fucking……amongst the innocent “this is our vacation pics”…..it’s like that time my friend was showing us a slideshow at a Christmas party of his vacation only for one of the pics to be of his erection….awkward for all….except me…who was hoping there would be pics of his wife’s asshole being stretched out as the follow-up pic…there wasn’t….god I love Christmas…

Anyway, the reality star child dancer is all grown up and navigating how to go from a child dancer to an adult and the only way to do it is with nudity…

She sells her “close friend” videos to her pervert “fans” that I guess she polarizes or postures as not being racy…but more being for friends because she’s open about her dance hot body and wants feedback on her bikini pics…

I am surprised she’s isn’t more hardcare than this, I mean she’s got followers, fame, but is so low level…sex tapes wouldn’t be bad…

But this half nudity is clearly getting her paid, because her shit is far racier than it was months ago, because perversion ALWAYS wins….especially in an era of everyone being a pervert…

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