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2021

06

Apr

Jordyn Jones Shaking Ass of the Day

Jordyn Jones is the big smile Fetal Alochol Syndrome looking eyed, Kalamazoo Michigan white trash, blue collar, prized pig they took out of the farm and set to Hollywood to dance on a Reality Show for them rich folks over there…..you know to live out that American Dream…

She sells exclusive content of her outfits to her fans who pay to see her outfits because the outfits are usually bikinis..or underwear…but I guess sometimes they are tight dresses that she twerks in…because if you’re a 20 year reality show star from a children’s dance show….you sure as hell better be back to twerk…it’s pretty much the only move her generation needs to know…

I don’t know what she does and I am amazed that she has a career and fans from a dance reality show for children, or of children and for WEIRDOS….but this is the new generation of internet celebrities that come from all places….some of those people who call themselves INFLUENCERS….weren’t even sold to the entertainment industry by their parents like this one….SO anything is possible…dream a little dream…or just stare at this dancer in her tight dress….who cares.

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