I just got off posting JULIANNE HOUGH NIPPLE IN A BIKINI where I concluded that girls who dance are girls who fuck….and if you’ve ever fucked a professionally trained dancer, or even an amateur dancer you picked up at a rave while she was high on mind altering drugs and confused you for the DJ….or even a stripper who may not know how to dance but has the confidence to get on stage and spread her ass against a pole other girls spread their asses against…you’ll know…their athleticism, connection to their body, their rhythm and in my case…their lack of teeth….prove to be a magical sexual experience even for those of us with small penis.

The correlation of fuck to dance ability is real….

So Jordyn Jones’ parents, who we’ll assume are multi-generational inbred from Michigan….white trash, blue collar, farm hand alcoholics who knew their baby girl needded some life skills to get by and they put her in the local dance class at the church basement while they were upstairs at their AA meetings or collecting bread at the food drive…it was Christmas afer all..

I am sure they had no plan to have her hit REALITY TV at a young age and cash in like she did, it was likely more for a stripping local, give her the tools and competitive advantage needed…

Yet here she is selling access to bikini pics for a lot more than she’d make giving lab dances and that’s how to make it in America…it starts with Dance…just ask every TikTok Millionaire…

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Kalamazoo Michigan is an actual place, which I remember discovering was an actual place in my 20s, because fuck Geography and the lessons taught in school designed to make us complicit fucks who are rewarded for reciting the bullshit they teach us, that for whatever reason don’t actually involve any real life skills, or knowledge of how to survive out there in the world, but instead some revisionist history shit….like in Canada, there was a 100 year period where they were assimilating the Native Americans by taking them from their family, not letting them speak their language, abusing them…that was never taught to us…but it went on until 1996…and that’s fucking crazy…I am sure in the USA there’s plenty they didn’t teach you when training you to be good little citizens, I mean most Americans I know don’t know where Canada is on the map…so they didn’t teach you that…

Anyway, Jordyn Jones, was of white trash, possibly inbred, alcoholic, farm laboror stock…but instead of working the brothel in the family barn like she was Britney Spears, they sent her off to LA to be some bullshit child reality store dancer….and now she poses in bikinis on the beach lookin hot..

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Kalamazoo Michigan’s own has finally made her way to Florida, a dream I am sure from most of her white trash farmer neighbors, who now, thanks to the whole property prices being crazy, even in Kalamazoo Michigan, can unload their farms to either Bill Gates or China, who are buying up all the farms you know to protect your food sources…LOL…we’re going to be slaves….while not being allowed to say the word slave since it’s likely deleted from the Dictionary for racism…

Anyway….

Jordyn Jones the reality show starlet turned social media dancer…sells exclusive bikini and panty pics through some backdoor service Zuckerberg hasn’t banned called CLOSE FRIENDS…and I don’t know if this is from that, but her dancer body looks good in bikinis, and that’s really what it’s about…

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Jordyn Jones is a nice reminder that girls who dance are girls who can fuck, or at least look like they can fuck, with their hot fit dancing bodies, that they know how to gyrate into creampies….if you’ve fucked dancers and I have…sometimes for money….always for money…you’ll know what I mean…the stamina, the bouncing on dick, even micro penises, innies not outties is magical…

Anyway, the creepy thing about Jordyn Jones is that she was on a dancing reality show for children, which as previously discussed on every Jordyn Jones post, and earlier today in my Maddie Zeigler post….

But that reality show took her out of meth cooking and hooking in trailer parks or barns in Kalamazoo Michigan and allows her to sell access to pics of her hot dance body half naked, even if she looks like her parents were heavy drinkers while pregnant with her, she’s not 300 pounds and rolling through Walmart looking for a tub of cheese balls yet….

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Jordyn Jones is some child dancer, which is a creepy fucking concept, but it worked out alright for her, because she was able to use being on a reality show strictly based on children dancing, something that should never be on TV, but thanks to Hollywood being evil, is on TV, and it built up her social media fan base…

A fan base she currently sells panty pics to in the form of “CLOSE FRIEND STORIES”…which is essentially a loop hole that allows these people to sell their cocktease nudes on instagram directly to the pervert fanbase that we hope have only been following her since she’s turned 18 and started showing off her dancer body….which is a hot dancer body…built to fucking twerk on dicks as all dancers should…which is probably why I don’t really like her as much as I do…I like my trained dancers down on their luck, working the pole in their hometown, and not succeeding with multi million dollar barely nude on IG scams…that I guess aren’t really scams….cuz she’s half nude on IG…

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Jordyn Jones is a child reality show star and not the kid in the reality show family who builds houses, you know a secondary character because she’s a kid…she was the focal point in her reality show about children who dance provocatively and that’s fucking weird on a lot of levels…but I guess it worked out ok for her since she’s selling pics of her in lingerie like a pervert who smells like used condoms and broken dreams, even though no one uses condoms anymore…they just take the load and hope the IUD does its job….because sex work is real work, not that lingerie pics sold through instagram are real sex work, but in this era of not paying to fuck, but paying for nudes, it is…

She looks inbred, white trash, but also hot dancer bodied and you know that girl, if life worked out how it was supposed to, would be the best lap dance in the full service stripclub, at least before getting AIDS and dying of an opiate related overdose…but instead girl’s stripping in a whole new way…and this is that.

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Jordyn Jones was a child from white alocholic trash Michigan who was sold to the industry and put on some reality show about children who dance…and now she sells pics of herself in her panties on the internet because of course she would, what else would you do besides that. plus it’s probably more lucrative than bothering being the next Julianne Hough the only other professionally trained dancer who was likely surrounded by VERY creepy people growing up….plus in this era of inclusivity, you can’t not hire or advance the career of someone who sells masturbation material online, that’d be discrimination and hence why all girls sell nudes online….and it reminds me of a time I tried selling panties online and it took me MANY conversations with many random women over the months building up to it and out of all those women…I only found one girl willing to do it…it was the year 2000 and ebay didn’t allow panties to be sold, I am pretty sure craiglist was around and they didn’t allow you to sell panties online, and to build an online store to sell panties online would cost 30,000 dollars…when I was just doing it to sniff the merch before shipping the merch…..so that billion dollar empire that could have very likely grown to be the ONLYFANS selling pics because people don’t even want the real fucking thing anymore, they’ll just pay for a fucking picture…you nut cases….

I saw RAT COW was selling an NFT picture of herself for 175k at auction due to some bullshit nude model who has been given way too much mainstream credit than she deserves and that makes her way too bold than what her actual contribution to the world has been…you know delusional as fuck…and instead of helping small businesses she’s trying to do a cash grab and the kicker…it’s not even for the real art…it’s for a picture of the art…and she’s spinning some feminist, empowered, bullshit around it….and she can probably get 175k for a digital version of a picture of her…crazy….because for 175k you can pay for a lot of high end sex….but instead some cuck is going to by a digital picture of a picture that you can already find online….but it would be a funny troll if I could affort 175k buy it just to hire homeless guys to jack off on it…

So people are crazy, but I like Jordyn Jones, her dancing body, her attitude despite being sold off to an evil industry at a young age and I think you should give her your hard earned money….

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Jordyn Jones exists because her mother sold her to the entertainment industry when she was a child, because that’s when broke ass white trash parents look at their kid and say “well, she’s cute enough to be sold now, let’s get this money”….it’s an ego thing, but for whatever reason stage parents are all fucking trash even when they come from money, because turning your kid into a commodity because YOU want some of that fame and fortune and figure why not get it at the expense of the kid, they’ll forgive you later when they don’t realize they’ve been sold off but instead just live that good life of a celebrity….you know money fixes everything…kind of thing…so get that money..

The truth is, in hindsight, I wish I was sold off to the entertainment industry as a kid, make your money and get out by 20, to work at a car dealership in your hometown forever rmemebered as that kid who did whatever it is you did to get famous….or die by 30…both options not so terrible when you think of how the other people, the normals who don’t sell their kids off live….or who aren’t kids who were sold off live..

Anyway, in keeping up with family traditions, Jordyn Jones continues to sell herself, or at least access to herself, with these “close friend” on instagram content pieces people pay to access and her body, that of a dancer, is great…I mean that’s an ass, it can move, and it knows how to fuck, thanks to knowing how to dance….if you’re going to pay to see some half naked “influencer” type…it might as well be one who can fuck…

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Jordyn Jones is a “dancer” which is code for lowkey sex worker and not just because Jordyn Jones sells access to her lingerie pics on instagram, yes, she uses a feature in INSTAGRAM to give her fans access to her “CLOSE FRIEND” stream which isn’t really close friend stream, close friends don’t sell weird photoshoots of their asses and tits in lingerie…but I guess it’s a loophole…you know “I don’t sell nudes on ONLYFANS OR OTHER PLATFORMS”….just IG…which is SAFE FOR WORK because ZUCKERBERG…right…cuz no one’s ever jerked off to the sluts of instagram and no one’s ever posted fucking videos to their stories….you fucking fools…

I am surprised anyone pays for this shit, cuz it’s weak content even with nipple, but even more amazed that Jordyn Jones who was sexualized as a child on a dance reality show that is creepy, but worth doing for her white trash family, they have teslas and range rovers now, and they aren’t losing teeth in the trailer part they cook meth in…NICE…a win…but here’s her fetal alcohol face being overpowered by SLEAZE not marketed as SLEAZE….because it’s IG…even with NIPPLE…nice.

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I am going to assume that these are some pics Jordyn Jones posts on her Instagram “close friends’ Feed, which is something that people have figured out they can sell subscriptions to, which I guess is great because it uses the IG platform but it eliminates Zuck from the process, even if he still owns and controls the data, which I guess at his level of rich as fuck, means he doesn’t care if some reality star is making 100k a month off one of his features…or more…she’s probably making more cuz people don’t want to miss out, they want access and they’ll pay for it even when it’s not porn…SO WEIRD TO ME…but even OnlyFans is weird to me….I guess I’m from an era of paying for sex not for pictures…pictures are free or the marketing for the sex…and the idea of paying for something that doesn’t get my dick wet is CRAZY….what’s the fucking point..life is about experiences not looking at pics we’ve seen on a screen…

I am advocating REAL sex work, not this fluffy soft IG version of it….

But anyway, Jordyn Jones has a lot of social media followers for someone who hasn’t really done all that much besides being on a Dancing Reality Show for children thanks to her parents sending her fo Cali for Michigan for the dream….I have no idea who watches those shows but enough to get her a big following…that she can sell access to her exclusive content on…since it doesn’t ruin her chances with legit business since it’s not porn, but is just bikini and panty content…

I will say that she looks a little inbred or FAS….you know Kalamazoo farm shit…but that ass is fucking great…she’s a dancer and dancers can fuck and dancers are all the rage even non dancers are getting rich dancing on TikTok…so a legit dancer should theoretically do better…not that people care about quality of content…

But yeah, dancers can fuck, they are in tune with their bodies and rhythm and shit, and this body, looks like it’s danced itself into a good place….but maybe I’m just happy all girls of all walks of life and all levels of celebrity are putting “sexts” or low level porn shoots out there…even if they don’t get naked…it’s a start.

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