Jordyn Jones was a child from white alocholic trash Michigan who was sold to the industry and put on some reality show about children who dance…and now she sells pics of herself in her panties on the internet because of course she would, what else would you do besides that. plus it’s probably more lucrative than bothering being the next Julianne Hough the only other professionally trained dancer who was likely surrounded by VERY creepy people growing up….plus in this era of inclusivity, you can’t not hire or advance the career of someone who sells masturbation material online, that’d be discrimination and hence why all girls sell nudes online….and it reminds me of a time I tried selling panties online and it took me MANY conversations with many random women over the months building up to it and out of all those women…I only found one girl willing to do it…it was the year 2000 and ebay didn’t allow panties to be sold, I am pretty sure craiglist was around and they didn’t allow you to sell panties online, and to build an online store to sell panties online would cost 30,000 dollars…when I was just doing it to sniff the merch before shipping the merch…..so that billion dollar empire that could have very likely grown to be the ONLYFANS selling pics because people don’t even want the real fucking thing anymore, they’ll just pay for a fucking picture…you nut cases….
I saw RAT COW was selling an NFT picture of herself for 175k at auction due to some bullshit nude model who has been given way too much mainstream credit than she deserves and that makes her way too bold than what her actual contribution to the world has been…you know delusional as fuck…and instead of helping small businesses she’s trying to do a cash grab and the kicker…it’s not even for the real art…it’s for a picture of the art…and she’s spinning some feminist, empowered, bullshit around it….and she can probably get 175k for a digital version of a picture of her…crazy….because for 175k you can pay for a lot of high end sex….but instead some cuck is going to by a digital picture of a picture that you can already find online….but it would be a funny troll if I could affort 175k buy it just to hire homeless guys to jack off on it…
So people are crazy, but I like Jordyn Jones, her dancing body, her attitude despite being sold off to an evil industry at a young age and I think you should give her your hard earned money….
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