Kalamazoo Michigan is an actual place, which I remember discovering was an actual place in my 20s, because fuck Geography and the lessons taught in school designed to make us complicit fucks who are rewarded for reciting the bullshit they teach us, that for whatever reason don’t actually involve any real life skills, or knowledge of how to survive out there in the world, but instead some revisionist history shit….like in Canada, there was a 100 year period where they were assimilating the Native Americans by taking them from their family, not letting them speak their language, abusing them…that was never taught to us…but it went on until 1996…and that’s fucking crazy…I am sure in the USA there’s plenty they didn’t teach you when training you to be good little citizens, I mean most Americans I know don’t know where Canada is on the map…so they didn’t teach you that…

Anyway, Jordyn Jones, was of white trash, possibly inbred, alcoholic, farm laboror stock…but instead of working the brothel in the family barn like she was Britney Spears, they sent her off to LA to be some bullshit child reality store dancer….and now she poses in bikinis on the beach lookin hot..

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