Halle Berry is in her mid 50s, but still hot as shit, which may sound disgusting, small disgusting, and potentially be disgusting, but I’m ok with whatever’s being sold to me with her instagram content that is barely racy, but racy enough for me to see her asshole tattoo, while topless, that’s gotta be an asshole tatto…right?

Do you think it’s a dragon, or a butterfly, is it an EXIT only sign by your homophobic friend who is just THAT straight that he needs warning signs to not get fucked in the ass, cuz getting fucked in the ass torments him that much…it’s the whole jock thing…”what are you a faggot, let’s fuck him up the ass and teach him a lesson in being a faggot”….uhhhh….I don’t think it works like that..

Anyway, Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in Hollywood, who made a name for herself because she was raised in white suburbs, never met her dad, and Hollywood liked they could cast her for the black parts without having to leave their comfort zone…those racists…I mean I don’t actually know if that’s true, but that’s the angle I’ve run with all these years..WHY STOP NOW….

You’d gotta wonder why she posts slutty content for attention, when she’s already an icon, and I guess it’s because she can….or because celebrities are slutty that’s how they end up celebrities and now that they don’t have handlers…we can see the reality we already know cuz were not as dumb as our writing makes us out to be…I SWEAR!

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