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2017

20

Sep

Halle Berry – Still a Fame Whore of the Day

Halle Berry on a toilet

Halle Berry got excited that she hit 2,000,000 followers on social media, despite being Halle Berry and that alone means she should have 10 million followers, but I guess she’s old, and thus shouldn’t even have social media…she’s got all this money, why bother posting to this nonsense like a peasant trying to be Halle Berry…makes no fucking sense…

So Halle Berry, the leverage that your dad is black even though you never met him, because Hollywood like black face and can only black face with someone who has a black dad otherwise it’s racist, put together what she likely thought was clever content – her taking a shit…a dirty shit…while drinking wine…because when you’re in Hollywood letting some creepy dude watch you take a shit is how you get the big payouts…so why not be a peasant and share that with the world…..

I guess, she’s out there knowing black lives matter, and that it’s a good time for a black girl, even when in blackface to cash in….so she’s doing it…on the toilet and at premieres…one last hurrah or something…because black don’t crazy…

She was also at a premiere for a new movie she likely got paid too much to be in…showing some booty..after years of being a method actor who studies her roles…she knows black women are supposed to show booty….

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2017

14

Sep

Halle Berry’s Big Tits in Toronto of the Day

Halle Berry tits out in Toronto

Halle Berry has great tits….

I guess the benefit of Halle Berry having a deadbeat black dad she never knew while being raised in whatever white area she’s from…is that she turned being neglected by her deadbeat black dad into profit…by appropriating his culture as a black man…and sold it off to Hollywood like she was legit black…and that being black despite being raised white in a middle class home – is so important to her – because they white kids would tease her or some shit….

HOW ABOUT HAVING SOME REAL BLACK PROBLEMS HALLE BERRY…you scammer..

The other benefit…great genetics, body, tits, black don’t crack boy…black don’t crack..

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2017

28

Aug

Halle Berry Tits in a Black Bathing Suit of the Day

Halle Berry posted this picture of her head cut off for those of you who like your women with their heads cut off – either because you’re some kind of freakshow psychopath with a samurai sword collection in your basement who was never quite able to get over his ripping the heads off his sister’s barbie erotica from his youth…

Or you’ve fucked some butter faces in your day, but know that there are some hot asses out there, often times on busted faces, because busted faces need to workout and try to be hot….especially as they age…melting away…like Halle Berry…

This really could be anyone and she’s just posting it to troll…who knows…but it happened…and it was not that exciting..

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2017

21

Jul

Halle Berry Chugs Whiskey of the Day

NERD ALERT…

Halle Berry was at Comicon doing some press to draw some attention to some movie she’s in because she’s still an Oscar winning actress with great tits that you probably used to jerk off to because you’re 40…

And she pulled a glass of Whiskey Chug for the nerds who looked on in amazement, because some nerds like to drink, other nerds fear drinking and judge, it has a negative reaction with their meds…or autism…or whatever…

The whole thing was magical…if it’s actually Whiskey and not baby urine that she uses as some elixir to stay young and young…

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2017

18

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

Halle Berry so naughty – posting blurry bikini pics that are probably from 3 decades ago…

Even if they are from today, who the fuck cares, she’s old, expired, forgotten and the world doesn’t need the whitest black person that the jewish investors feel comfortable investing into…that would be cultural appropriation shit…

But she’s still in a bikini and I can stare at that…I don’t have anything else going on…..just stare at the exploitative hack…you know….in a bikini….looking counter culture from her WHITE PRIVILEGE

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2017

05

Jun

Halle Berry Pregnant in a Tight Dress of the Day

Halle Berry looking a little older and fatter in the gunt is making people assume she’s pregnant, but I figure she’s too old to make babies, she must be 50 by now, and that freakish god complex, playing with nature thanks to fertility drugs is a very possible thing, I mean rich people are fucking weird egos and she’d probably want to produce as many kids as possible in her image….

BUt I think it’s more about liking food, slower metabolisms, body positivity and all ther other depressing shit that makes women go out there in tight dresses….with confidence…

I guess it’s pretty typical for big tits, to have their belly slowly catch up to them….sad by true….

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2017

31

Mar

Halle Berry and the Slutty Instagram Picture of the Day

Nothing reminds me how irrelevant titty blogs like this are – than seeing the other blogs like this post shit about Halle Berry’s slutty instagram pics – like she wasn’t 1000 fucking years old.

The fact is, this is an old timer internet concept and the kids use the internet different, leaving us fucking impotent fucks who remember dial up – and bitches like Hallle Berry to have conversations about her tits.

Halle Berry’s tits that were great in Y2k…are still tits, she’s still a white as fuck Hollywood brat who can spin her story into “blackness”…because of her skin color and her deadbeat dad being black….who she only met when she won the Oscar and he decided to collect.

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2016

13

Sep

Halle Berry’s Tits Still Exist of the Day

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Halle Berry lives matter….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, and the only black thing about her is that she never met her dad who was black….

She may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her white highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, getting all insecure before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life….she got for being accessible and white enough for producers to work with her in movies – to appear like they are diverse…

She has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, like she was a racist – if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….rockin tits.

Elle Fanning is also on the cover because I guess you can have more than one cover girl – in an era where no one buys magazines and you can just swap out the background image. I remember when people used to put their myspace pictures through some app that put the cover logo of magazines on their pics – to give the illusion that it was an actual magazine cover. I hated those…and the people who did them.

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2016

30

Mar

Halle Berry’s First Instagram is Back of the Day

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Halle Berry launched her instagram – even though instagram is on the verge of imploding as the kids move on to grow their social following on other platforms – platforms that let their fans see their content…

So brought to you by the team at Facebook, a BILLION DOLLAR BRAND build on the collective use of all you idiots, contributing to some asshole’s fortune, is the Halle Berry bareback “artistic” implied nude pic she had taken of her on vacation like every other bitch on social media…it’s all the fucking same…

What amazes me is how anyone really stuck to instagram like it was “cool” or great, when they knew it was owned by brainwashing HUMAN manipulators, who have DATA on how people operate online, what they are willing to do online, how they navigate online, what they buy online…allowing them to create product all you fuckers eat up like morons drinking the Koolaid at some cult compound in Guyana.

Seriously…every click and pageview you give facebook or instagram is working for fucking free for an oppressive regime that controls the information you see.

It’s pretty fucking dumb of you…but pretty fucking smart of them…they are are like your GODS…

I can’t imagine I’m the only one tired, exhausted, annoyed of all the content shoved down our throats…

Whether it’s a topless back of an old lady actress…or all the other bullshit…it’s a waste of my fucking time…and your time too…

Who fucking cares about anything that isn’t Halle Berry’s sex scene in Monster Ballz…

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2016

28

Mar

Halle Berry Bikini Bottom Ass of the Day

Halle Berry, the accessible black girl because she was half white, raised white, went to white school, but connects with black, because she didn’t have a father, and because she was made fun of and teased in her white school for being blacker than the whites, and fatherless…who mocks actual black people who had to struggle and fight for being black…by exploiting that “fact” about her, she is black, but using it as a leverage to win Oscars is her right as a black person, but they might as well have handed it to a white girl in black face.

I’m not saying black people can’t be raised in white neighborhoods by white people and not still be black…I’m just saying Halle Berry used fucking angles to exist…and that’s cultural appropriation she can get away with because she’s black…like a gay dude calling gays faggots because he’s gay…ya know.

If you don’t care about what I have to say about anything, you can look at her mom ass in a bikini…maybe a little too close to birthing to be hot…unless you’re into that….she’s apparently on vacation with her ex husband or some shit I don’t care about but will write because it makes me feel like a GOSSIP magazine..thus RELEVANT.

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2015

19

Aug

Creepy Halle Berry Face in a Bra on TV of the Day

I saw these pics of Halle Berry in a bra for no real reason, other than to get noticed again, because why else would a girl where a sheer bra, and a sheer shirt, on national TV…it’s for the attention…becuase that’s what recently single, middle aged, horny bitches do…Just hit the ladies night at the hotel bar at 9 pm on a thursday…you’ll see so much mom tit…you’ll fucking have no choice but to fuck it in the stairwell..

I always liked Halle Berry for her tits, not for her acting abilities, because she’s just a white girl with a tan to me, raised by her white mom, in a white community, possibly bullied for being tanned, but still not black at all…until being asked to play black for a movie, in which case she blacks it up, in what is almost racist but instead of being “No no, it’s not racist, I have black friends…in fact some of my best friends are black”….she’s got “my dad I never met is black”…but it’s still fucking racist…but with Monster Ball sec scenes, and a body like this, even at this age…is solid…

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2014

24

Oct

Halle Berry Shitty See Through Of the Day

I don’t even know why I am posting this.

I mean is it a Flashback Friday to when Halle Berry was the biggest deal in Hollywood, because she was an accessible black girl that movie producers could cast to play the black girl, without being too scared of her for being the black girl, thanks to being raised white in the Suburbs with no access to the black community…you know because Hollywood is racist as fuck…

She did have great tits then, she had a good sex scene in Monster Balls and she did win an Oscar before getting knocked up by a Canadian Model from down the street, before getting old and tired and pregnant again…and now you can see her bra….not that you’d want to see her bra…you’d probably want to see her without a bra….I mean what else is a old weathered played out girl who you can google to see her tits supposed to do….right?

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2014

28

Aug

Halle Berry Crotch Shot of the Day

I think it is safe to say that this Halle Berry snatch picture was 10 years ago, pre children, without what looks like a gunt spilling over her upper thigh and most importantly without what looks like ancient weathered webbed fingers….it’s scary…

It’s not the kind of pie I want to eat, but it is the kind of pie that fellow montrealer ate, and now never has to work again in his life, so it’s the kind of pie you should eat.

I don’t care that she’s whiter than black, marketed as accessible black, none of that matters, when short shorts are involved…

In Conclusion, I will always look at vaginas through the crotch of a short, when given the opportunity, because I am an opportunist.

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2013

12

Apr

Halle Berry’s Pregnant in a Tight Dress Profile Shot of the Day

I would anal Halle Berry now that her Gunt is filled with fetus, not that I wouldn’t also try other romantic things, like reverse birthing, or giving her baby a “pound”, or even just masturbating to her, because despite billing full of fetus, all round and disgusting, her tits are rockin’, she’s still dressed like a slut, and she’s still Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in the game, even when pushing 40.

I’m into it….but unfortunately not UP IN IT…..


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2013

27

Mar

Halle Berry’s Bikini Titties of the Day

I know Halle Berry plays the black card as hard as she can, because it’s an easy strategy to get herself Oscars, you know how affirmative action works. But the simple fact is that the Hollywood Execs created her, because of affirmative action. She was accessible and had the same white upbringing as them, so that they understood each other.

Now sure, she could have been tried as a slave in the 1800s, because half of her genetics are black, but her mom might as well been raped backstage at a concert to make these tits happen, cuz Halle Berry grew up in white schools, likely met her dad a handful of times. So when yo see her act and talk all gully and out of the projects….she’s acting. Actors are all fucking lies.

What isn’t a lie is her rockin’ set of tits. Old, Mom, whatever, it is, them mixed raced genes are mixed some kind of properly….cuz she’s lookin’ damn good.


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