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2020

27

Jan

Halley Berry Topless of the Day

Halle Berry Topless Nude

Give a bitch who was always kept at arm’s length from her fans to give the illusion of being some exclusive and high end person that is hard to reach, access to a social media account and a camera, and within a short period of time the slutty selfies or slutty photoshoots will start to happen.

Not only has Halle Berry sexualized herself in her movie roles, but also to get those movie roles, because it’s a highly competitive industry and the girls who get anywhere within that industry are the ones who are the most willing to put out or at least seduce the right guys into buying into what they are selling.

They are master sales people at least when it comes to selling themselves and often times when you’re a woman, selling yourself just means showing off your tits. Guys are that easy to win over.

So now that she’s got her own direct line to the fans, and she knows that on a personal level she feels old and washed up and on a timeline that this being hot thing may come to an end sooner than later, who the fuck cares about putting herself out there, if anything she gets off to it.

So instead of being limited to movie role nudity and magazine editorial to promote those movies, she’s realized that tits get hits and that tits is what she’s got and gonna use.

It’s like when you see a slutty instagram girl try to go “fashion” to get higher payouts, you see that struggle of 50,000 likes on a butthole beach pic, compared to 3000 likes on her “OUTFIT” shot….the natural instinct is “post more of those butthole pics despite the plan of being a fashion person”.

This is the internet and with any technology, the slutty content gets the most action cuz we’re all fucking animals. So expected sure. Slow to the gate due to her handlers sure. But bringing it now…titties out.

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2020

09

Jan

Halle Berry Shower Porn of the Day

Halle Berry Nudity

Halle Berry has been allowed to manager her own social media feed and in doing that she’s tapped into the depths of her soul to find out what that creative outlet should be for herself. At 50 and a celebrity she has all kinds of options. Does she take the Oprah / Paltrow angle of creating a personal lifestyle brand, does she do the Jessica Simpson and push things like K-Mart Clothing, or does she do what she actually likes doing, which is starring in content dudes can jerk off to cuz she’s hot, like a sex worker, hired in the 90s to play the black girl, cuz she grew up white and the producers could handle it, because they needed black actors back then also, they just preferred half blacks raised white for the part because Hollywood is racist.

Halle Berry old or not is still hot except for that ass tattoo or a birthmark from her blackness…either way…weird approach to social media but when you’re Halle Berry who fucking cares.


Halle Berry Nudity

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2019

13

Nov

Halle Berry Abs of the Day

The darker the BERRY the sweeter the fruit, except when it comes to HALLE BERRY….because she’s not that dark but still hot at 53….

She’s showing off that hot fit HGH body like this was a casting couch back when she first tried making it in Hollywood…as she knew she could get cast as the black girl, cuz she’s half black, while manipulating the white people, by speaking their white language, thanks to being half white, raised white, the only black girl in her suburban school, white….who never met her dad or black family white….but who had a nice tan colored skin…

I am sure it is challenging to be fit when you work a few days a year, have millions of dollars, and can afford a series of trainers and chefs and assistants to ensure she stays on track for her goals to live her best vapid narcissistic superficial life….

This is her showing off…and I’d rather she was showing off her labia…more interesting but I guess to the HALLE Berry fan an oiled up set of menopause abs is erotic.

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2019

31

Oct

Topless Blackface of the Day

Halle Berry Topless

Halle Berry is slutty on the internet….

People like to give influencers shit for being shameless whores on instagram because that kind of content gets them more likes and followers. Basic logic that makes sense and works. If you don’t believe me, look at any nameless chick on IG with over 100k followers and scope her strategy. 99 percent of the time..she’ll be a whore.

I don’t give influencers shit for being shameless whores on their feed, but I do point out that they are being shameless whores on their feed, and my objective is to just highlight the tactics they use. Not shame them because I live in a world that relies on sluts to remain sane / entertained / masturbated.

I also don’t give influencers shit, because I know any and all famous chicks had the same tactics to get where they got, it was just for an exclusive group and not really advertised to the masses unless it was in a big budget movie…in which case they had an excuse for their behavior…

So Halle Berry, like influencers, had the same chick with great tit struggle and now that she’s forced to show us her personality to keep an audience engaged…not that this bullshit is that slutty, you can barely see what is going on, but she’s famous and rich and doesn’t need to be doing any of this, so that alone makes it proportionally more slutty and that’s great.

We (I) call this Blackface for Halloween, because I’ve been calling her a white girl in black face her whole career, seeing as she was raised white, never met her dad who fucked her per abortion hating black cock loving mom, which made her black enough for Hollywood execs to not cross the street to avoid…her tits helped…but like hollywood “fat”, Hollywood “black” is it’s own special racist thing, and this is the figurehead..

Here she is doing a deep pussy stretch against the wall..
Halle Berry Pussy Stretch

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2019

27

Sep

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

Halle Berry Erotica

Halle Berry may be the whitest black girl to ever play a black girl in a racist Hollywood that needed their black talent to be half white so they are less scary to the executives and preferably raised in a white community, having no contact with black people, like they were Halle Berry or Drake. It is just more manageable, plus you get a white person playing a black person to their best ability, giving black folk false idols, cuz bitch is just in Black Face and they have no fucking idea…

Halle Berry is hot, has a hot body, and I respect and endorse her career, even though every overly black part she’s done has screamed black face to me…because it was…but I especially endorse and respect her big tits…

I am glad that despite being old as shit, she’s been able to get onto social media, figure out the apps and what is important content for those apps…and she can really showcase her daddy issues thanks to never meeting her dad but producing slutty content, that isn’t awful since black don’t crack, or in her case half black genetically but white as fuck in her core being don’t crack…despite being old…she’s still got hot tits…..

This wouldn’t have happened, or didn’t happen years ago because agents wanted to keep a virtual BORDER WALL between talent and fans…but we’re in the direct to consumer age and girl’s out her giving us a taste of how slutty she is at her core…no longer just reserved for the producers at the casting…nice…where’s the butthole?

Halle Berry Erotica Nipples Naked

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2019

15

Aug

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

Halle Berry Nipples See through

Halle Berry while left to her own devices….will bring out the SMUT because that is who she is at her core, that is who she is instinctively and the only reason no one knew this was because there was no direct to consumer communication tool back when she was famous – it was expensive publicists at arm’s length creating this bullshit narrative that was so far from the truth that celebs sit around doing nothing all day, vain as fuck, rich as fuck, doing coke and fucking cuz what the fuck else is there to do when all is handled for you…..

Bitch didn’t get famous cuz Hollywood was trying to make people think they weren’t racists and cuz they needed a black enough girl to play a black girl…

She made it cuz she’s a whore.

Think of ANY girl you’ve met in your life, co-workers, sex workers, strippers, sisters, moms, coffee shop girls….and think of the ones who wanted to be celebs…they all thought they were hotter than they were, funnier than they were, and would suck a mean dick if it got closer to the goal…

So…Halle Berry old as fuck still whoring out, no surprise…it’s who she is…and it’s kinda hot cuz the black part of her clearly is the black don’t crack part of her…when everything else is suburban white girl…the accessible black to feel not racist cuz you had that “black friend”….

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2019

29

Apr

Halle Berry Erotica of the Day

Halle Berry Nude Bath

Halle Berry is still out here trying to make it as an INSTATHOT, showing off her whitewashed black girl tits and she’s pretty amazing…

I guess what this teaches us, since this is an educational site, is that all women like to be whores on the internet – if given an audience they can directly be whores to…they will jump on the opportunity….and ignore all the negative comments and focus on the good ones…because when you’re a narrcissisit you just think “haters gonna hate”….or “they are just jealous”..or “they are pathetic losers with a blog because they can’t actually do anything of substance or meaning”….which is true….but so is that Halle Berry only got work in Hollywood cuz she was raised white by the white mom…had no dad and the only blackness she had was the color of her nicely tanned skin….so anytime you see her acting black, she gets a pass, but isn’t actually black so I think it’s racist.

Halle Berry – the AL Josten of her generation.

Halle Berry Tits

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2019

08

Apr

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

Halle Berry Nipples

I think the meme script behind this picture of 90 year old Halle Berry….is:

“Tries Instagram Once”….

Because girl, who was off limits and exclusive for so fucking long, is now out there quickly adapting to the way all the peasant women who aren’t celebrities build up a fan base and celebrity…by busting out here tits…

It’s really that easy, almost laughable, and I am sure that is what celebrities look at influencers as…the peasants stealing their money and reducing their value after years all for just showing her tits….so this is reclaiming the tits….the celeb tits….which aren’t anymore exciting than regular tits, but richer is a bigger sense of purpose….and self importance….but not really cuz all bitches think they are Halle Berry…..and have that same self importance.

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2019

28

Mar

Halle Berry Slutty of the Day

Halle Berry Slutty

Halle Berry, an identity crisis that racist hollywood used as their go-to black girl, to pretend that she’s black, and to pretend that they aren’t racist…even though no one is racist it when it comes to hot chicks…even the Master Lord or whatever queer name the KKK give themselves…of the KKK would fuck the hot black chick, no matter how disgusted his racist ass is of them, the boner makes the decisions around her…

NOT TO MENTION…Halle Berry probably never met her dad, was raised White and Suburban…and Hollywood people in their elitism appreciated that…

She is out there trying to be relevant, keep the career alive, keep the career going….and adapting with the times, reducing herself to posting slutty content like a basic bitch…because that is where the market is at…..it’s not about fucking producers in closed quarters anymore…it’s about producing content for the masses to jack off to.

She’s gotta be pretty fucking old by now…and that’s ok…since black don’t crack, and either does her half black…ass….

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2019

15

Feb

Halle Berry Brings It of the Day

Halle Berry, the cultural appropriator….the has a black dad she’s met once after she was famous cuz he wanted to borrow 100k to start a fucking food truck or some shit…the white girl, who plays the black girl, cuz she’s got the right features and because Hollywood has consistently been racist as fuck and only want to work with accessible black people, or white black people, because they don’t fear them….

It’s nice to see a hot black woman succeed in Hollywood, it’s just too bad the circumstances were that she was middle class and white…

Still great tits though.

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