Apparently this a new Halle Berry….but not that new because she’s 54 years old and that nipple has lived a storied fucking life…just imagine how many times it’s been sucked, fucked, or cummed on…it’s not like these celebrities have anything better to do all day as they wait for jobs than sit on their pile of money and fuck…sometimes to get new jobs, sometimes to develop a rapport with other actors, sometimes because they are insatiable perverts so into themselves and cumming is the best release…I don’t fucking know….I just know the new nipple pic, is of an old as shit nipple…that still looks good but may not smell as good…I’ve been to old folks homes, I have worked in old folks homes, there’s a stench of fungal infections and impending death, often times masked by a perfume, but still an undertone that can’t be avoided….i reckon her pussy has a similar smell….but it’s Halle Berry pussy and you’d have to be crazy not to dive into that no matter what was going on with it…from dripping out random old lady discharge that looks like surgical gauze forgotten during her tubal ligation from 10 years earlier, you know back when she could have kids…before this whole menopause thing…

I don’t know why her nipple is out, but she’s obviously trying to do the J.Lo thing where they convince the people and the media that 50+ is more than just a fetish category on a pornsite, it’s real…

I personally think 50 year olds should keep their nipples to themselves, but with all the work done as she cosplays being 30, it’s still a Halle Berry tit, geriatric sure…but a tit.

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Halle Berry turned 54 years old the other day, so I guess she took the opportunity to get into a bikini to show you why she’s made so much money as an actress over the years, in part because she’s half black and passable as black, despite being raised white enough to speak the racist Hollywood language…they’d be scared to cast an actual born and bred black person because they are racist hollywood….so she filled their needs, maybe inspired some black people out there before they saw her as an appropriator, who should apologize for her acting black, even though she’s a fucking actor…but who people shouldn’t be so uptight about because even at 54 she’s fucking awesome, and that’s not something I say often, I am usually pretty grossed out at anything over 35 trying to be hot, half naked and in a bikini, but Halle Berry’s still got whatever she’s always had, black or white or an appropriator or not….and really we should all focus on what actually matters and that is how many dicks she’s had in 54 years…because when you only work a few months a year, if that, that’s a lot of time for dicks…

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I guess I should rename this site “aging celebrities you once jerked off to dot com”…because it’s just a constant series of disappointments as every girl I post on here is some “once hot 10 years or more ago”….from Mischa Barton’s spilling out of her bikini bottoms as much as her bikini top…to Heather Graham…all while there’s so much new pussy out there, more new pussy than ever out there, but because celebrity has taken a whole new meaning, don’t have the legacy these ones have…even though none of this shit really means anything….a half white, raised white, suburban girl playing black people for a Racist Hollywood because she could easily speak their white language thanks to being white, while just as easily mocking the black people she related to on a white suburban level…because I am sure she was teased for her darker skin, but that’s a little different than growing up poor as shit turning to the streets or whatever…

What I am saying is that before white people did the whole Black Lives Matter nonsense to fight systemmic racism, and before Zoe Saldana cried about not being black enough to play Nina Simone, I was there saying “Halle Berry is white as shit and her playing black people is racist shit”….well she’s posting up some bikini pics like she’s not 50…because I guess her black genetics are a reminder that Black don’t Crack….while white does..so that deadbeat black daddy who donated his sperm to her pervert BBC mom gave her those superior black genes that allow her to have a hot body into her senior years…and I appreciate more than she probably does, you know all those daddy issues…

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Halle Berry is the Drake of acting, which is basically saying that she was lucky enough to have a black father that she may or may not have ever met, or that definitely didn’t have much involvement in her life, but that gave her the backstory to claim being black as she lived the upper middle class life in a white community.

That’s not to say that she’s not black, who am I to decide what a person identifies as, plus when she was in highschool in the 60s, she probably got teased a lot, you know people are racist, at least until her awesome tits grew out….because any dude not getting with that when they had a chance is definitely kicking themselves now, assuming they haven’t died of old age yet.

It is to say that they both had moms who liked black cock, who raised the black kids without the dad and put them into song and dance lessons at a young age so that when they were ready, they could emulate black people as best as they could in movies, or in rap music, even dropping the N-Bomb, because it’s their right as kids with black dads.

Well, it worked out well for both of them because Hollywood and Music needed black people to fill a role and since Hollywood is run by a bunch of racist nerdy dudes who are there for the pussy, the more white and accessible the starlet for the blackpart is, the better it is for them because their racist management styles can manage them without too much cultural differences…so if anything Halle Berry’s whole career is based on racism, where she took the part of actual black girls raised in actual black homes where they struggled with actual black issues…beyond just being teased in their white schools…

But none of that takes away how hot she is, even now, all these years later as she skateboards in a bikini bottom.

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Instagram gone nuts. Halle Berry posts pretty consistent slutty pics of herself, because after years of being kept at arms length from the fans, on her pile of money and celebrity, to give the illusion that she’s not just some basic bitch because she’s made a fortune as a top celebrity, she’s decided to show her true fucking colors, which isn’t a question of her race, we all know that at her core she’s a fucking white girl, the darkness and tan skin was just a consequence of her mom being naughty one night with a musician passing through town, but her true colors in the sense of “WEINSTEIN” style casting couches of the 90s, where if you wanted to make it, you had to be a whore about it.

Well, all these years later, she’s still got good kids, now hornier than ever thanks to menopause drying out her cunt….as she rocks out some low hanging fruit looking instagram brand slutty outfit while trying to fit in with the youth…

At least she’s not Jennifer Aniston or other 50 year olds who haven’t quite maintained their level of hotness quite as well as Halle has…but at 53…and rich you’d think she’d be too old and rich for this…but I guess girls who like male attention love social media to get that immediate feedback…she’s won an Oscar already, what the fuck else is there out there for her other than the thrill of dudes jacking off to her…right.

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Halle Berry may be an old whore, but she’s still a whore, and that shouldn’t go unrecognized.

I am a firm believer in inclusivity and diversity and to write off a whore just because she’s old, despite putting the work in like she’s not old…wouldn’t feel right.

I know that Halle Berry was used as some figurehead for the black population to think that Hollywood is nice to black folk, so long as they were raised white because they are as white as they are black, since their blackness came from a sperm donor or one night stand depending what you consider her mom’s whore behavior to be…the same whore behavior that was taught unto her offspring so that she could take her hotness to Hollywood and make it as the accessible black girl…you know the plantation owner’s daughter that got sent to college not the plantation owners slaves being killed in the field level of BLACK HISTORY MONTH….

So long as she was able to imitate actual black people…something I bet she did by watching hours of tape of actual black people to really embrace her blackness in a believable way that comes across on film…

She’s an actor, that’s what they do. Bullshit….

Either way, still hot, showing nip, it’s good….

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Give a bitch who was always kept at arm’s length from her fans to give the illusion of being some exclusive and high end person that is hard to reach, access to a social media account and a camera, and within a short period of time the slutty selfies or slutty photoshoots will start to happen.

Not only has Halle Berry sexualized herself in her movie roles, but also to get those movie roles, because it’s a highly competitive industry and the girls who get anywhere within that industry are the ones who are the most willing to put out or at least seduce the right guys into buying into what they are selling.

They are master sales people at least when it comes to selling themselves and often times when you’re a woman, selling yourself just means showing off your tits. Guys are that easy to win over.

So now that she’s got her own direct line to the fans, and she knows that on a personal level she feels old and washed up and on a timeline that this being hot thing may come to an end sooner than later, who the fuck cares about putting herself out there, if anything she gets off to it.

So instead of being limited to movie role nudity and magazine editorial to promote those movies, she’s realized that tits get hits and that tits is what she’s got and gonna use.

It’s like when you see a slutty instagram girl try to go “fashion” to get higher payouts, you see that struggle of 50,000 likes on a butthole beach pic, compared to 3000 likes on her “OUTFIT” shot….the natural instinct is “post more of those butthole pics despite the plan of being a fashion person”.

This is the internet and with any technology, the slutty content gets the most action cuz we’re all fucking animals. So expected sure. Slow to the gate due to her handlers sure. But bringing it now…titties out.

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