Halle Berry posted this in bed picture with her legs up in the air like she’s heading into a gynecological exam, or maybe prepping for one of her minions to go down on her on command, because all these rich people have domestics and to assume that a rich person like Halle Berry doesn’t have someone on staff who will eat her asshole on command is just CRAZy….it’s probably the top 5 hires….

She posted this to promote some UFC chick fighting because she is the expert on UFC thanks to directing some movie called BRUISED, it was her directorial debut, available on Netflix on November 24, so this is the build up to that – I guess.

The storyline is a disgraced MMA fighter has to face off with one of the rising stars of the MMA with some shit about her 6 year old getting the mom he deserves

PROPAGANDA!

I’ll still look at her old lady tits being slutty, because Halle Berry, Hollywood’s answer to whitest black girl they can find to be a black actress so they aren’t called racist, at least in the 90s, before they decided that a white raised half black girl like drake wasn’t cutting the “black” card and was actually doing their best black face which in and of itself is racist…not that we should reduce everything to race…if the bitch is hot, she’s hot…whether she’s a tool by racist hollywood or not…

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Halle Berry is in her mid 50s, but still hot as shit, which may sound disgusting, small disgusting, and potentially be disgusting, but I’m ok with whatever’s being sold to me with her instagram content that is barely racy, but racy enough for me to see her asshole tattoo, while topless, that’s gotta be an asshole tatto…right?

Do you think it’s a dragon, or a butterfly, is it an EXIT only sign by your homophobic friend who is just THAT straight that he needs warning signs to not get fucked in the ass, cuz getting fucked in the ass torments him that much…it’s the whole jock thing…”what are you a faggot, let’s fuck him up the ass and teach him a lesson in being a faggot”….uhhhh….I don’t think it works like that..

Anyway, Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in Hollywood, who made a name for herself because she was raised in white suburbs, never met her dad, and Hollywood liked they could cast her for the black parts without having to leave their comfort zone…those racists…I mean I don’t actually know if that’s true, but that’s the angle I’ve run with all these years..WHY STOP NOW….

You’d gotta wonder why she posts slutty content for attention, when she’s already an icon, and I guess it’s because she can….or because celebrities are slutty that’s how they end up celebrities and now that they don’t have handlers…we can see the reality we already know cuz were not as dumb as our writing makes us out to be…I SWEAR!

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Halle Berry may be old. I may think old women are disgusting and only good for their experience when ALL other options have been exhausted…I think their dried up uteruses and vaginas can be an asset if you’re into creampies because no pregnacy…plus that dryness causes friction which doubles as tightness…so that a blown out, hanging half way to the floor granny cunt can still have some benefit….fist it and still feel it…or someshit…but like I said…back-up option….let the old ladies stay home and knit or bake or do whatever they do…

HOWEVER…Halle Berry still looks good enough from 50 feet away, black don’t crazy, is that racist? I mean calling her black since she’s white….and her career has been black face, loophole being a black dad she never met…or barely met…raised in the white community…by her white mom…accessible for the racists of hollywood who need a black character but not “that black”….

Not that I care about race issues, she’s a hot old lady regardless of how white she is….and her tits are tits….fascinating.

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Halle Berry is 54, and unlike other 54 year old women, she’s not wearing her absorbent pad or adult diaper to collect all her piss now that he menopause has made her bladder give out and her pelvic floor muscles or lack of them have made her pussy give out…but instead she’s more of a free dripper…you know just get on that skirt and let it drip down your leg like you’re still primal…or an untouched tribe in the Amazon that doesn’t have the luxury of adult diapers…

Halle Berry, unlike J.Lo, is actually hot at 54, which almost pains me to say because I know hormonally she’s a dude….but at least she was born with a pussy.

She’s presented as a beacon of hope to black kids, someone to look up to cuz she won an Oscar, but she’s also white….at least white enough for racist Hollywood to let her in and give her starring roles making her rich as shit with her hot set of tits I still remember from her nude movies.

I still appreciate Halle Berry, because despite popular belief, we’re not all racist…if a bitch is hot, she’s hot, the level of tan is irrelevant no matter what Hilary Clinton and CNN initiatives try to tell you.

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I don’t like normalizing 55 year old women being hot, so I try to avoid that narrative that all these stem cell eating, creepy rich fucks, who are nromalizing 50 being the new 25, because they can do the same half naked poses, just with more arthritis….but HALLE BERRY, the reminder of Hollywood not being inclusive because their idea of a black woman is one who is half black…those RACISTS…Oscars So White….not that this is a race issue, but apparently the world LOVES making everything a race issue, so that we continue hating each other, when we should be jerking off on each other…..no homo….can you say no homo anymore or is that cancelled too….what about fag, have they reclaimed fag as an acceptable word, or only if you mean cigarette….THEY ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE US….one thing is seen as racist by one, not racist by another, both on the same side of woke and the whole thing may IMPLODE….like my inny penis looking at Halle Berry being sensual like a young girl cuz she can outfuck them…those years of experience you know…plus she’s of an older generation where people put effort into things…and she is in her 50s and has to prove herself…all this to say…Halle Berry is hot…

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Halle Berry may be 100 years old, but she still looks fucking amazing from behind….

She may be Hollywood’s answer to blackness because she’s white as shit thanks to her mom and being raised white….but she has inspired a bunch of black people who see her as black so I guess I’m not here to decide whether her bullshit is offensive or not…you know because of black face…I mean she was neglected by her black father her whole life so she does live with that …which could very well make her dive into the blackness over the whitness since white is boring unless you’re trying to convince Hollywood execs that you’re a good hire…

Her tits are wonderful and so is her ass….so stop giving J.Lo all this hype at 51, when Halle Berry at 54 is so much fucking better….

Not that women over 50 should be sexualizing themselves, but when you’re over 50 and still worth fucking based on your look and not just your horniness due to higher Testosterone levels, menopause…..you better fucking release content like this because it’s enlightening…even if you can’t get it pregnant…which is probably what you’d want from Halle Berry if you were to ever get up inside her…you know set for life K-Fed shit…

Look at this fucking body…I mean…maybe I am overhyping it…but it is fucking nice…and that goes against everything I believe in my soul about old bitches….even if they fuck better, harder and with more enthusiasm because their sexual appeal is dwindling…I mean even if this is filtered to hide the stretch marks, varicose veins, grey pubis…..it’s still fucking great….so do her a favor and give her some Monster Balls…..

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Halle Berry may be old as shit but she’s smart enough to follow all the other bullshit celebrities and find herself a “YES MAN” to run her own digital network about health and wellness…because I am sure Halle Berry is an object of health and wellness and not some shitty celebrity that rips lines of coke while getting fucked up the ass in hopes of feeling some kind of emotion they can channel into their bullshit act where they play their contrived version of “themselves”….

i assume this is some idiotic podcast that they put together for the Halle Berry health and wellness brand….where her co-host, the Yes Man marketing girl is doing her best to keep Halle thinking she’s worth keeping around….you know bringing that personality and laughing far too much at Halley’s bra flash…

In their podcast, or live, they talk about their assholes being in a vice….which Halle says she has felt, just not in Child Birth…

Halle, may be old as shit but she’s still a star with hot tits who I’ll let pretend she broke boundaries and inspired young black actors, even though she’s pretty fucking white and her whole black act was to pander to that to keep the racist hollywood people seem less racist…

All this to say…I still like her tits

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When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Halle Berry pantsless showing her bush like an empowered feminist showing off her bush during the quarantine…it’s a thing that I endorse and think is fantastic because I’m an activist when it comes to bush. I have forever told every girl I can since the dawn of time and there’s likely a paper trail on this site about the importance of bush….from health reasons to aesthtics…I’ve called it the fashion accessory to the pussy…to give it personality…to make it their own…

As it turns out, it’s just the fat outter lip of her pussy sticking out of her one size too small panties…but since it’s Halle Berry, the whitest black girl to ever appropriate her ethnic background, doing blackface harder than Al Jolston did only no one noticed because her dad was black, even though the first black person she met was in her 20s….thanks to being raised white as shit…perfect for the white execs to hire her thanks to being racists….but still dark skinned enough to inspire other black girls out there to do bigger things…all of which made her iconic, but her tits had a lot to do with that, I mean I remember that Monsterball sex scene just writing this and I don’t remember anything so it must have been impactful….

Speaking of impact, here’s that mom lip that’s been fucked quite a lot by my calculations…

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I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry or the fact that her black genetics, which have really been a huge part of her existence, where she really embraces or exploited having a black dead, who I remember reading was a deadbeat dad, not involved in her life until after she was famous, but that could have been someone else’s story, I’m not about to google it. I just know Halle Berry was raised in whiteness and in being raised in whiteness was probably faced with a lot of racism, you know only dark skin in the school or neighborhood, but she sure showed the haters, by going to Hollywood and doing her best Black impressions, without being called black face, because….that would be racist….but then again, by today’s standards, wouldn’t casting her as black be racist to the actual black people out there?

I don’t know, race issues bore the fuck out of me and I’m from the school of thought where any actor can play any race, gender, cree, age, it’s all fair game…because it’s acting…but I do know that Thandi Newton cried about playing some Jazz singer where they put her in prosthetics, because she’s half white also, and felt that was appropriation, where as Halle Berry shouts about how much she’s done for black girls everywhere by winning her Oscar so White…

Point being, I am not going to celebrate Halle Berry because she’s in her 50s and this recent butt shot looks like she’s in her 50s, it’s not as lean or tight as we’d like…and sure at the Lawn bowling country club her white ass probably attends, maybe she’s into tennis and sailing….she’s probably the boner generator at the yearly fundraiser….but to me, I see someone who should only take bikini pics in high heels…

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I don’t think Halle Berry could have posted a more boring topless picture, it’s like if you’re that bored that you need to create some high concept or “artistic” looking photo for your instagram like some thirsty slut who thinks she’s hot enough to be famous for being hot, despite being Halle Berry, someone too old to have social media and the mere fact that she has social media, is proof of how desperate for attention she is, knowing that people will only hire her if she’s relevant and they based relevance on social media and not on the fact that she’s HALLE BERRY.

I find the whole move of hollywood starlets on social media shameless, pathetic, beneath them…not because I think celebrities are the every amazing creator above all of us peasants….looking down on us while giving us something to look up to…

I find celebrities bullshit lies, a marketing scam, with nothing actually interesting going on in their lives…they are boring, uninspiring, and often times barely even hot…it’s all just marketing at its finest….

That said, I do think that there should be a line in the sand of “we are celebrities” you are “internet celebrities”….we don’t meddle on each other’s turf…but these greedy fucks see the money coming into social media and are like “let’s appropriate that like Bella Thorne appropriates sex workers, because we can get some of that money, and let them all go back to being the peasants, since we’re professionals”….

What I am saying is that if bitch is going to do the topless pic for instagram do it right you fucking loser…

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