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2022

05

Jan

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

I have been into Halle Berry’s tits for as long as I’ve known Halle Berry, they’re great….and I remember when she was married to a local Quebec model and they bought some kind of country estate thinking…I should get some scuba gear and wait at their dock until I get to see those tits in person…unfortunately, I am lazy and that never happened, but also she probably never even came here, rich people don’t use all their houses, it’s for family and other stragglers you know to keep their CARBON FOOTPRINT at insane levels while telling you to stop using STRAWS…but to use disposable masks that will end up in OCEANS killing far more than just the SEA TURTLES….

Point being, she’s old now and so am I and since black don’t crack, despite her being half white, raised in a white neighborhood and probably doing blackface harder than any white actor ever has, only it goes unnoticed because of her skin tone….and she looks pretty fucking good from this angle…tits out…big fan.

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2021

17

Nov

Halle Berry Tits of the Day

Halle Berry wore this outfit to do some Jimmy Kimmel interview, which amazes me, not because I think Halle Berry is part of the old system, in bed with all these monsters, likely literally in bed or has literally been in bed with these monsters, because she’s just too high up on the Hollywood echelon or ranking system, to not have some of their evil in her soul….it’s part of the deal they make to get that money and fame…obviously…

If you don’t believe in EVIL running basically all aspects of your life, you’re fucking crazy, but even if you don’t believe that EVIL is running basically everything and that the media are a huge part of that problem, which amazes me because of how it has all been laid out for us, you can ignore that, like everyone is ignoring it, you know focus on your normal distractions…that’s your right to just let the system fuck you up the ass…

BUT there is NO way that you think Late Night TV is anything like it used to be, or that Kimmel isn’t some bought puppet pushing the fucking. lies…

Wouldn’t it be nice if some of the mainstream media actually had fucking balls and spoke the truth…maybe then we’d have something to laugh at when they do their interviews, but when it’s all scripted for us and not funny, compelling or interesting…if it doesn’t enlighten or expand the mind of the people, but rather makes them dumber and more confused, that’s fucking evil..

So if you don’t believe in evil, because you’re ignorant…you see the lies, the bad comedy, the watered down bullshit and NO ONE calls the motherfucker out on it…

Wouldn’t it be nice if Halle on her promo tour called the motherfucker out for being part of the fucking problem….instead she just goes along with it because they need to keep the lie alive….to keep her contractual commitments, to keep her team happy, to pretend life is normal right now…and that there aren’t 2 realities going on and they’re on the wrong one….

The good news is that her tits are out, and old as shit or not, I like Halle Berry tits…so I’ll look at them….

She also did a photoshoot for some magazine that you can see if you CLICK HERE

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2021

27

Sep

Halle Berry in Bed of the Day

Halle Berry posted this in bed picture with her legs up in the air like she’s heading into a gynecological exam, or maybe prepping for one of her minions to go down on her on command, because all these rich people have domestics and to assume that a rich person like Halle Berry doesn’t have someone on staff who will eat her asshole on command is just CRAZy….it’s probably the top 5 hires….

She posted this to promote some UFC chick fighting because she is the expert on UFC thanks to directing some movie called BRUISED, it was her directorial debut, available on Netflix on November 24, so this is the build up to that – I guess.

The storyline is a disgraced MMA fighter has to face off with one of the rising stars of the MMA with some shit about her 6 year old getting the mom he deserves

PROPAGANDA!

I’ll still look at her old lady tits being slutty, because Halle Berry, Hollywood’s answer to whitest black girl they can find to be a black actress so they aren’t called racist, at least in the 90s, before they decided that a white raised half black girl like drake wasn’t cutting the “black” card and was actually doing their best black face which in and of itself is racist…not that we should reduce everything to race…if the bitch is hot, she’s hot…whether she’s a tool by racist hollywood or not…

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2021

28

Jun

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry is in her mid 50s, but still hot as shit, which may sound disgusting, small disgusting, and potentially be disgusting, but I’m ok with whatever’s being sold to me with her instagram content that is barely racy, but racy enough for me to see her asshole tattoo, while topless, that’s gotta be an asshole tatto…right?

Do you think it’s a dragon, or a butterfly, is it an EXIT only sign by your homophobic friend who is just THAT straight that he needs warning signs to not get fucked in the ass, cuz getting fucked in the ass torments him that much…it’s the whole jock thing…”what are you a faggot, let’s fuck him up the ass and teach him a lesson in being a faggot”….uhhhh….I don’t think it works like that..

Anyway, Halle Berry, the whitest black girl in Hollywood, who made a name for herself because she was raised in white suburbs, never met her dad, and Hollywood liked they could cast her for the black parts without having to leave their comfort zone…those racists…I mean I don’t actually know if that’s true, but that’s the angle I’ve run with all these years..WHY STOP NOW….

You’d gotta wonder why she posts slutty content for attention, when she’s already an icon, and I guess it’s because she can….or because celebrities are slutty that’s how they end up celebrities and now that they don’t have handlers…we can see the reality we already know cuz were not as dumb as our writing makes us out to be…I SWEAR!

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2021

12

May

Halle Berry Braless of the Day

Halle Berry may be old. I may think old women are disgusting and only good for their experience when ALL other options have been exhausted…I think their dried up uteruses and vaginas can be an asset if you’re into creampies because no pregnacy…plus that dryness causes friction which doubles as tightness…so that a blown out, hanging half way to the floor granny cunt can still have some benefit….fist it and still feel it…or someshit…but like I said…back-up option….let the old ladies stay home and knit or bake or do whatever they do…

HOWEVER…Halle Berry still looks good enough from 50 feet away, black don’t crazy, is that racist? I mean calling her black since she’s white….and her career has been black face, loophole being a black dad she never met…or barely met…raised in the white community…by her white mom…accessible for the racists of hollywood who need a black character but not “that black”….

Not that I care about race issues, she’s a hot old lady regardless of how white she is….and her tits are tits….fascinating.



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2021

15

Apr

Halle Berry No Panties of the Day

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Halle Berry is 54, and unlike other 54 year old women, she’s not wearing her absorbent pad or adult diaper to collect all her piss now that he menopause has made her bladder give out and her pelvic floor muscles or lack of them have made her pussy give out…but instead she’s more of a free dripper…you know just get on that skirt and let it drip down your leg like you’re still primal…or an untouched tribe in the Amazon that doesn’t have the luxury of adult diapers…

Halle Berry, unlike J.Lo, is actually hot at 54, which almost pains me to say because I know hormonally she’s a dude….but at least she was born with a pussy.

She’s presented as a beacon of hope to black kids, someone to look up to cuz she won an Oscar, but she’s also white….at least white enough for racist Hollywood to let her in and give her starring roles making her rich as shit with her hot set of tits I still remember from her nude movies.

I still appreciate Halle Berry, because despite popular belief, we’re not all racist…if a bitch is hot, she’s hot, the level of tan is irrelevant no matter what Hilary Clinton and CNN initiatives try to tell you.

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2021

19

Mar

Halle Berry Does Coke of the Day

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I don’t like normalizing 55 year old women being hot, so I try to avoid that narrative that all these stem cell eating, creepy rich fucks, who are nromalizing 50 being the new 25, because they can do the same half naked poses, just with more arthritis….but HALLE BERRY, the reminder of Hollywood not being inclusive because their idea of a black woman is one who is half black…those RACISTS…Oscars So White….not that this is a race issue, but apparently the world LOVES making everything a race issue, so that we continue hating each other, when we should be jerking off on each other…..no homo….can you say no homo anymore or is that cancelled too….what about fag, have they reclaimed fag as an acceptable word, or only if you mean cigarette….THEY ARE TRYING TO CONFUSE US….one thing is seen as racist by one, not racist by another, both on the same side of woke and the whole thing may IMPLODE….like my inny penis looking at Halle Berry being sensual like a young girl cuz she can outfuck them…those years of experience you know…plus she’s of an older generation where people put effort into things…and she is in her 50s and has to prove herself…all this to say…Halle Berry is hot…

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2021

15

Feb

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

Halle Berry may be 100 years old, but she still looks fucking amazing from behind….

She may be Hollywood’s answer to blackness because she’s white as shit thanks to her mom and being raised white….but she has inspired a bunch of black people who see her as black so I guess I’m not here to decide whether her bullshit is offensive or not…you know because of black face…I mean she was neglected by her black father her whole life so she does live with that …which could very well make her dive into the blackness over the whitness since white is boring unless you’re trying to convince Hollywood execs that you’re a good hire…

Her tits are wonderful and so is her ass….so stop giving J.Lo all this hype at 51, when Halle Berry at 54 is so much fucking better….

Not that women over 50 should be sexualizing themselves, but when you’re over 50 and still worth fucking based on your look and not just your horniness due to higher Testosterone levels, menopause…..you better fucking release content like this because it’s enlightening…even if you can’t get it pregnant…which is probably what you’d want from Halle Berry if you were to ever get up inside her…you know set for life K-Fed shit…

Look at this fucking body…I mean…maybe I am overhyping it…but it is fucking nice…and that goes against everything I believe in my soul about old bitches….even if they fuck better, harder and with more enthusiasm because their sexual appeal is dwindling…I mean even if this is filtered to hide the stretch marks, varicose veins, grey pubis…..it’s still fucking great….so do her a favor and give her some Monster Balls…..

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2021

12

Feb

Halle Berry Bra of the Day

Halle Berry may be old as shit but she’s smart enough to follow all the other bullshit celebrities and find herself a “YES MAN” to run her own digital network about health and wellness…because I am sure Halle Berry is an object of health and wellness and not some shitty celebrity that rips lines of coke while getting fucked up the ass in hopes of feeling some kind of emotion they can channel into their bullshit act where they play their contrived version of “themselves”….

i assume this is some idiotic podcast that they put together for the Halle Berry health and wellness brand….where her co-host, the Yes Man marketing girl is doing her best to keep Halle thinking she’s worth keeping around….you know bringing that personality and laughing far too much at Halley’s bra flash…

In their podcast, or live, they talk about their assholes being in a vice….which Halle says she has felt, just not in Child Birth…

Halle, may be old as shit but she’s still a star with hot tits who I’ll let pretend she broke boundaries and inspired young black actors, even though she’s pretty fucking white and her whole black act was to pander to that to keep the racist hollywood people seem less racist…

All this to say…I still like her tits

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2020

14

Dec

Halle Berry Pussy Lip of the Day

When I first saw this pic, I thought it was Halle Berry pantsless showing her bush like an empowered feminist showing off her bush during the quarantine…it’s a thing that I endorse and think is fantastic because I’m an activist when it comes to bush. I have forever told every girl I can since the dawn of time and there’s likely a paper trail on this site about the importance of bush….from health reasons to aesthtics…I’ve called it the fashion accessory to the pussy…to give it personality…to make it their own…

As it turns out, it’s just the fat outter lip of her pussy sticking out of her one size too small panties…but since it’s Halle Berry, the whitest black girl to ever appropriate her ethnic background, doing blackface harder than Al Jolston did only no one noticed because her dad was black, even though the first black person she met was in her 20s….thanks to being raised white as shit…perfect for the white execs to hire her thanks to being racists….but still dark skinned enough to inspire other black girls out there to do bigger things…all of which made her iconic, but her tits had a lot to do with that, I mean I remember that Monsterball sex scene just writing this and I don’t remember anything so it must have been impactful….

Speaking of impact, here’s that mom lip that’s been fucked quite a lot by my calculations…

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