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Archive for the Halle Berry Category

2008

09

Sep

Halle Berry Takes Her Big Mom Tits Out for a Walk of the Day

Halle Berry still has big hot tits and she still takes them out for walks and I still have no idea what she is doing or what she has been doing, but I do know that I would play her like a guitar if I could, which may not be saying much considering I have no idea how to play the guitar and when I awkwardly poke and flick at my friend’s guitar making disgusting sounds come out of it it is pretty much the exact same as when I have sex, so it’s saying something and that something is that this bitch looks like a lot of fun to have horrible sex with despite the whole baby thing….

Posted in:Halle Berry|Mom Tits|Uncategorized

2008

05

Sep

Halle Berry’s Got Some Big Tits of the Day

I was walking down the street and saw a group of highschool girls in highschool uniforms gossiping like the bitches they looked like. They were going off about how one of them got an abortion and how she’s such a slut for not telling them and I had no choice but to stop and listen because it was really fuckin’ hot, what isn’t hot is the fact that Halle Berry didn’t have an abortion, but at least she has tits to show for her disgusting pregnancy..

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2008

01

May

Halle Berry’s Creepy Stalker Cleavage Pictures of the Day

I am going to the dentist today, but not just any dentist. The student dentist because it is free and a lot more risky than going to an actual dentist and I am all about risk. That’s why I always tried to get hookers to go bareback but they never feel for it, which is kinda weird considering I am the one who should have been concerned about where their pussies have been and not the other way around….

Speaking of bareback sex, here’s Halle Berry’s big pregnant lady tits taken from some creepy paparazzi photographer who likes climbing trees to get his shot because it reminds him of his previous career which wasn’t really a career but more of a hobby he spend as much time as a full time job on before the police intervened and that was stalking his ex girlfriend.

Either way, seeing virgins get excited over pregnant tits is weird to me, because of the whole process of being pregnant and having a ruined body, but I figured I’d post them anyway, since I am in a rush.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry’s Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


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Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2007

25

Oct

I am – Halle Berry's Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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So I wrote some comments about a hot Jewish girl yesterday, and people dwell on the fact that I said most Jewish girls are smoke and mirrors and aren’t that hot. So I got this email backlash:

you just lost an great visitor with those jewish comments. dont know if that means anything to you or not. but im jewish and you really did not come off well there at all.

My response is that it’s just fucking jokes and you shouldn’t take you or your ugly Jewish wife so seriously. I like stirring shit up and pissing people off and you of all people should know that Jewish chicks aren’t all that hot for the most part and addressing that I found a hot one doesn’t mean I hate Jewish people. However, I am not surprised that a Jewish person would write me whiney fucking emails about how bad of a person I am and how they are never going to come back to my site because I made fun of Jewish chicks for being good at giving blowjobs. I mean what it comes down to is that you just have to look at the positive in what I write…and stop crying about how the world hates you. I feel like your Filipino nanny who raised you and I just made you turn off the TV to do your fucking homework. Baby.

Now I know how Halle Berry felt when she made a Jewish nose joke on Leno even though everyone, including Jews make Jewish nose jokes, but enough about the Jews. Halle Berry is pregnant and with pregnancy comes bigger tits and she’s showing them off because girls generally don’t feel that hot when they throw up every morning and piss a hundred times a day, so work with what you got and that makes all of you happy. I wonder if your mom’s tits looked this how what she was pregnant with you? Maybe you should hit up your old photo album and send the goods my way.


Related Posts:

Nicole Richie Pregnant Bikini Pictures
Christina Aguilera’s Pregnancy Tits
Nancy O’dell was Knocked the Fuck Up Tits
Jordan’s Pregnancy Walk

Posted in:cleavage|Halle Berry|Pregnancy|Tits|Unsorted

2004

23

Dec

Halle Berry Sex Scene in Monster Ball

Here she is in Monster Ball, One of the Better Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies except for the whole Billy Bob Thorton part……I guess….I mean what the fuck do I know, all I see are firm tits getting fucked hard and despite knowing it’s probably a body double, and that they aren’t actually having sex, I think I still felt a tingle in my testicle. True story.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Monster Ball