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2010

16

Jun

Halle Berry Touches Her Toes and Shows Off her Twat of the Day

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I spent the better part of my morning watching a pussy in sweatpants…Sure they weren’t these standard grey bullshits but were actually a pair of Yoga pants that made the ass look like it was on a 20 year old with a tight round ass – depsite being on a 30 year old in the park doing her morning stretches that ended in some kind of meditation I was tempted to interupt by shoving my cock down her throat….I figured I wouldn’t get in trouble cuz I already knew every noon and cranny of her cunt thanks to the pants being jacked the fuck up…so I thought it was only fitting to post pics of Halle Berry trying to do the same hustle…..

She has a boring white mom ass that she pretends is black despite the awkward shape of the shit cuz it wins her Oscars and makes her big money but anyone who knows asses can tell that this is a suburban mom ass who works out and not a gutter ass from the projects but I still like to stare at it like it’s some kind of interracial couple, that I guess it probably is….you know one big identity crisis….but not as big of an identity crisis her 75% white and high society baby is gonna feel when it sees momma play black on TV…

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2010

09

Jun

Halle Berry’s Sloppy Tits of the Day

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The fascinating thing about Halle Berry is that she was the hot pussy in Monster Balls, back when she won the Oscar cuz the Academy Awards felt it was the perfect opportunity to fight rumors about them being racists, cuz she is black enough and white enough to keep everyone happen. Sure she’s no fucking Precious or Monique which I am sure is a good thing for the guy who was running the craft services on set of Precious cuz memories of working that movie give him horrible nightmares, and another good thing is that despite being older and rumored to be getting back with her Montreal Model boyfriend who I’ve never met, but if I knew he was going to be knocking up Halle Berry, I woulda put some effort to tutor him for his Spanish classes 10 years ago, is that the only thing real fat about her, other than her mom pussy, is her fat tits and I like tits.

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2010

01

Jun

Halle Berry’s Boring Bikini Pictures of the Day

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These are some really dull bikini pictures of Halle Berry. It’s like she might as well be wearing clothes because she is so covered up. It is probably because she hasn’t gained her confidence in her body back after her ravaged stomach and pussy from having her baby….something most women never get over but usually just embrace and give up on trying to look worth fucking on the beach…but most women aren’t hollywood and don’t really care if they get a role in a movie of a magazine spread in a magazine, but are more concerned with getting a minute to themselves to either rub one out or take a fucking nap and really who cares. I know I don’t. I just post this shit cuz I don’t know what else to do with my time.

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2010

06

May

Halle Berry’s Pink Half Black Ass of the Day

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I guess Halle Berry is trying to connect with her 1/2 white side, her 3/4 white kid and her 100 percent white ex-husband, because she’s out with the word’s pink on her ass….but then again…a rapper once told me something important about women and that’s that they are all pink on the inside, you just gotta flip the lip to find it sometimes, so maybe she’s making reference to her pussy now that she’s single, but I like to believe it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s already milked the African American shit, she got an Oscar for it, and she can fall back into her rich white life she’s created for herself, and wearing this pink shit is just trying to fit in with her other rich women from her baby swimming classes who she gets salads with 3 times a week….

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Posted in:Ass|Half Black|Halle Berry|Pink

2010

18

Jan

Halle Berry Stretch Mark Tits at the Golden Globes of the Day

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Halle Berry has stretch marks on her tits and the everyone in the world goes on, I mean until global warming makes us all burn up in a fiery death, but until then, things keep on livin cuz no cares about Halle Berry’s stretch marks, despite how disgusting they are, cuz it’s not a big enough deal to be a deal breaker to perverts…that’s all I have to say about that.

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Posted in:Halle Berry|Tits

2009

04

Dec

Halle Berry from Behind of the Day

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Here’s some Halle Berry mom ass….these pictures are boring…but not as boring as this post….it happens…I’m uninspired most of the time and my hangover is worse than the condition her mom pussy must be in…

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Posted in:Ass|Behind|Halle Berry

2009

16

Nov

Tyra Shows Halle Berry Her Feet of the Day

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I’m not sure when this went down and I didn’t watch the whole thing. I just heard Tyra talking like a white person trying to talk like a black person before shoving her feet in Halle Berry’s face and having Halle Berry spary perfume in her twat and armpits because Tyra banks is fucking disgusting, but figured at least one of you will get a boner watching this whether due to slave fetishes or big breasted bitches who are too honest about the disgusting things that go on in their bodies or even just because you’re into Halle Berry and I’m not judging cuz I don’t give a fuck.

Posted in:Halle Berry|Tyra Banks

2009

10

Nov

Halle Berry Looks Like a Gay Black Dude of the Day

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I don’t understand gay black dudes. They are for the most part more outrageous and flamboyant and fucking insanely gay than any other breed of homo. It’s like they dance, they scream, they are theatrical and pretend to be glamorous like they are Tyra Banks, and the whole thing is almost comical. Is it a cultural thing, or do they do it to not scare off white homos with their otherwise gangster dicks, or is it to prevent the other gangsters in their hood from killing them by assuming they are just little ladies or maybe it’s just because black people have more fun, but I just don’t get it. I also don’t get why Halle Berry looks exactly like a chubby gay black dude who let himself go…because she used to be hot shit and now she’s just the shit that comes out of a gay man’s ass peppered with cum.

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Posted in:Black Dude|Gay|Halle Berry

2009

17

Sep

Halle Berry and Her Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Halle Berry is pregnant. I don’t know who really cares about that kind of news considering she was already pregnant, is already a mom and the damage is already done, meaning her birth canal has been ravaged, her sex appeal has been retired and her career has slowed the fuck down because of it, not that I still wouldn’t do all the things I’ve been planning to do to her the last decade, I’m just saying that these pictures of her are boring, her pregnancy is boring and this post is boring. I’m just keeping shit consistent.

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2009

11

Sep

Halle Berry Goes Shopping of the Day

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Halle Berry sure has come a long way from the burlap sack and her no bed, no electricity, no running water shanty she shared with 40 other black families back on the plantation. I wonder if she ever looks back at the time when she was just a black kid watching her family working the plantation fields learning how to sew, you know a time that I bet she never thought she’d be in Hollywood all glamorous and on the big screen spending her afternoons buying herself designer clothes, living in designer houses, driving luxury cars and getting knocked up by white male models. The whole thing is like a fairytale, Disney should make a cartoon about her life or some shit….

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