I don’t know what possessed me to post these pictures of Halle Berry’s baby carrying ass, but I think it is because I like the contrast between an ass I want to fuck and the baby foot I don’t want to ever be the father of to throw me off and make jerking off to these pics more challenging.

Trust me, if I had the opportunity to knock Halle Berry up, I’d be right up there like my fellow Montrealer, but I know that would never really be a reality for me, so on a fantasy level, I like to keep baby feet on any level out of my masturbation, that’s not to say these pcitures are worth jerking off to, if you were capable of jerking off to this you’d be a versatile man, it’s just a nice reminder that there’s more to a nice ass than meets the eye….and that a nice ass can be ruined with a crying baby you know that crawled out of it is in the room as a constant reminder of where that ass has been….

I don’t know what I am getting at here, but I do know it’s a waste of your time. I’d apologize but luckily you aren’t reading.

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I live a pretty shitty life, I’m always drunk and trying to fuck the equivalent of the fat chick who works in accounting that no one talks to at the office Christmas party, only I don’t have a job and it’s not always the Holiday Season, if you know what I mean….so these pictures of Halle Berry’s tits are pretty much the highlight of my day so far, the good news is that the rest of my day involved throwing up blood from hard drinking, waking up at 1 pm and trying to jerk off but not being able to get hard, so it wasn’t that hard.

She is my favorite white girl who pretends to be black in order to win awards who marries gay dudes and cheats on them with other dudes like it ain’t a thing…cuz really it isnt

Here are her tits…

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I know black people. I hang out with black people. There is no way that Halle Berry is not making this face in response to people like me who have been questionning her blackness.

Yeah, I’ve heard her bullshit speech in interviews where she pretends she’s black cuz her skin is not enitrely white, leading to an identity crisis and real understanding of the black plight, despite being the kind of black girl who crosses the street at night walking towards a group of black people.

I blame her white mom for getting knocked up by a brother who didn’t leave his name or number, her white suburban upbringing, white schooling, white friends, her white husbands, her white bank account….

So she can suck her lips like the best dude from the Islands after eating fried chicken and hot sauce with the best of them, the only thing black about her is the lie that the media companies thought she could pull off cuz they were in need of a black woman to win an academy award without actually hiring one…cuz other ethnicities make them nervous…or some shit.

She does have nice tits though.

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I have a black girl fetish so that I know that Halle Berry is hardly black. Sure she’s got some deadbeat dad she pretends she never met cuz her white mother was one of those white sluts who let herself get fucked in a motel room by a brother and didn’t ask him for his business card to contact him in the event her uterus took to his cum….

It’s possible that her dad was even a drug dealer or a traveling musician that her mom just groupied out on in a night of passion in the late 70s…

But there is no way you can call Halle Berry black. I know Hollywood likes to and I know I write about this constantly, mainly because it annoys me. See when you’re raised white in a white suburban home, in a white school and all your friends are white and you’re a light tanned color, you’re not really black….unless you really milk it for Academy Awards….

She’s just here to make racist white guys think “shit, I’d do me a colored bitch, you see that Halle Berry, she’s a real looker”…while hunting for squirrels and raping their handicapped daughters, cuz that’s what racist white people do.

She’s accessible ethnic and I prefer the real black deal, like all the bitches on my facebook, but at least she’s got great tits….Here they are in a white dress…at some fancy event real black people wouldn’t be caught dead at.

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Whether Halle Berry is the whitest black girl, or the blackest white girl, making her cum in as some Paki colored camel fucking slut who broke out of her hijab or not, she’s got great full tits.

Maybe it’s one of those genetic mash-ups that’s left her the winner cuz there is no way these tits were not involved in her successes, but more importantly, there’s no way her mixed race but white upbringing wasn’t involved in her success either, cuz Hollywood studios need a black lead, but they just don’t feel like getting Star Jones or a real black chick up on the shit, and figure a black raised white will understand authority better making Halle Berry play up her blackness and paying her off in Academy Awards…but black like this is designed for white dudes to jerk off too…while real black is just heaven.

I don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve never been with a black girl because they scare me. But I think about it at least every second day even though I know their tits aren’t quite like Halle Berry’s perfection. I read National Geographic, I’ve even jerked off to that tribal shit, I know what’s up…

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I don’t know what went on here on a medical level, I just know that she’s got one hard nipple. One nipple ready to feed her child, or a pervert like me, and the other one’s just slow to the fuckin’ gate…maybe it’s the retarded nipple, or the rogue nipple who does what he wants, or maybe he’s the nipple that was in an accident and hasn’t fully recovered….but what kind of an accident could a nipple be in….maybe he was bit off by one of her many gay looking lovers she marries and provides an unstable home for her daughter….or maybe shit’s just inverted, you know that whole inter-species mixing of genetics doesn’t always work out…just ask the lap dog who got knocked up by a pitbull next store…fucking thing can’t walk anymore…but more importantly, why did I make her nipples a “he”? Does that make me gay?

Either way, her awkward nipples are just like how she’s white as fuck on the inside and in everything she does and how she lives her life, but pushes the whole black on the outside when it comes to winning Academy awards…or maybe it’s not at all like that, but like to remind you of her scam every chance I can get….dude, I saw Catwoman recently and if that was a real Academy award winning actor and not just someone who the Academy was using to fill a quota, I probably wouldn’t have turned it off after cumming to her costume…She was and always should have been a Jessica Alba typecast for having tits kinda bitch…but she strayed and now she’s old…..and none of this answers

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Halle Berry was showing off her tits on her way to her Lawyer to meet with her french Canadian baby daddy to deal with what I can only assume is his settlement cuz fucking Halle Berry for a few years wasn’t quite enough for him, and getting a payout that is more than any gig he’s ever had, making sucking up his homosexuality to play this one out totally worth it…

For those of you don’t know, Halle Berry is some white chick who was born in a middle-class suburb with her white mom and was sent to white school where she was popular and liked by white people…but when she entered Hollywood she decided to spin her story into being a black identity crisis with no father who never fit in, to make the white people helping her get ahead feel comfortable helping someone just like them…but tanned…eventually leading to her winning an Oscar…making her pretty much all bullshit…

What’s not bullshit about her are her tits…

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Halle Berry is bringing back memories of her catwoman disaster that wasn’t a disaster as far as I’m concerned because she was in tight clothes the whole movie, back in a time when I thought she was hot, and more than just a white bitch disguised as a black person in order to get an Oscar, cuz white people like accessible ethnicities…and not actual full on racial experiences…and I guess Halle Berry agrees with them, since she only dates white dudes, since she’s fucking white…Remember that people…I am tired of this suburban, raised by a white lady, playing the blackness card, cuz momma got knocked up by a brother who neglected to step up as a parent, cuz that’s how real men raise kids…

Either way, nice leather pants and fuck me boots you slutty mom…

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I don’t know if Halle Berry really matters anymore…I just know that she was in a shitty see though, you can make out her bra, and it that’s your thing, not only are you a sad sad sad person, but you’re also creepy, but then again she is showing off a bit of tit and when I had a sex drive I could get a boner looking at folds in a girls elbow while she was studying in the coffee shop cuz shit looked almost like a bald pussy, making me not really one to talk….

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I like Halle Berry cuz she’s accessible black pussy for white people, because she is half white, raised white and about as gutter and projects as any suburban mom you see in a Volvo, but she plays the black card so well that movie execs give her work, since it allows them to look like they are giving a black girl a chance, knowing none of the shit they have to deal with when dealing with a real black girl are gonna be issues…..cuz she’s fucking white….and she knows if she plays black…she’s get to win Oscars….it’s like everyday is Halloween for her…and as long as she’s showing off tit in see through shirts…I’m into her and her race scam….

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