I have a black girl fetish so that I know that Halle Berry is hardly black. Sure she’s got some deadbeat dad she pretends she never met cuz her white mother was one of those white sluts who let herself get fucked in a motel room by a brother and didn’t ask him for his business card to contact him in the event her uterus took to his cum….

It’s possible that her dad was even a drug dealer or a traveling musician that her mom just groupied out on in a night of passion in the late 70s…

But there is no way you can call Halle Berry black. I know Hollywood likes to and I know I write about this constantly, mainly because it annoys me. See when you’re raised white in a white suburban home, in a white school and all your friends are white and you’re a light tanned color, you’re not really black….unless you really milk it for Academy Awards….

She’s just here to make racist white guys think “shit, I’d do me a colored bitch, you see that Halle Berry, she’s a real looker”…while hunting for squirrels and raping their handicapped daughters, cuz that’s what racist white people do.

She’s accessible ethnic and I prefer the real black deal, like all the bitches on my facebook, but at least she’s got great tits….Here they are in a white dress…at some fancy event real black people wouldn’t be caught dead at.

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