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2010

05

Mar

Kate Gosselin’s Mom Tits of the Day

So has anyone heard anything about Kate Gosselin getting fake tits or is it just a lift or is it a good bra that scooped up her saggy empty milk sack tits she had nursing her litter, cuz she looks like she’s has more tit….not that that’s a good thing, considering she’s disgusting….

It just seems like something a woman would do after the father of her 8 kids walked out on her for some younger girl who I think he ended up beating up or some shit…before every turned on him and told the world he had a small dick, something shocking to everyone considering dude was Asian…not that his dick matters, or the fact that he hurt her so bad that she’s become a typical bitter ex-wife cunt…and the real question is where are her kids going to be when she’s doing “Dancing with the Stars”…seems like irresponsible parenting to me, not that pitching a show to the Life network cuz you have a super scary lesbian uterus that makes too many babies was really an example of good parenting, she’s just exploitative and here she is exploiting her mom tits….not that this is hot, she’s a fucking man who has turned into a hag of a woman and I always hated her and her bossy, annoying ugly ways. If I was her husband, I would have left her obnoxious fat mom ass too, and now that she’s single she’s got a little too much baggage, despite my appreciation of step-parenting, she’s clearly only good for her money and fading celebrity…and I guess it’s fun watching her life she probably once thought was incredible crumble before her eyes…

And another set of this man in a dress…

And one last outfit – because there is such thing as too much Kate Gosselin….and you’ll realize that in the next few months as this show gets going….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kate Gosselin|Mom Tits

2009

17

Mar

Rebecca Romijn Stamos and Her Mom Tits of the Day

You know when a girl dates a guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, then marries a guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, and brands herself by that guy she used to fantasize about when she used to watch TGIF on ABC, and everyone in the world is shocked that someone so hot would end up with someone so useless, and I’m not talking about Stamos being the hot one ladies, get your slut heads out of the gutter and onto my dick, it makes living it down impossible, so despite letting My Secret Identity cock in her long enough for shit to stick and make babies, he’ll never be Stamos.

Not that any of that really matters, what does is her big full tits and the fact that babies may ruin bodies but turn me on because I know slut doesn’t use condoms.

Posted in:Baby|Mom Tits|Rebecca Romijm Stamos

2009

23

Feb

Jessica Alba and Her Deflated Mom Tits of the Day

I have this theory that Jessica Alba couldn’t deal with the rejection of being ditched by Cash Warren back when he escaped her crazy, so she tricked him into knocking her up. Whether she poked holes in the condom, or ran to find the used condom and inserted it inside out are details we’ll never know, but despite his efforts to no get her pregnant, he failed and she won.

The only issue is that now that the baby has come, it means a lot of fucking responsibility that this cunt wasn’t ready for so she pawned it off on her staff and mother and a couple of wet nurses and the proof of this theory are her deflated titties, there’s no way a milkin mom would be this flat unless she sprung a leak.

I know some of you are fans, so here are her pics from God knows where, but I assume something that has to do with Oscar because like an annoying relative visiting from out of town, they takeover Hollywood and don’t know how to fuck off.

Bonus – Here She Is Acknowledging the Paparazzi Because Her Life is Like a Fairy Tale…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Mom Tits

2008

09

Sep

Halle Berry Takes Her Big Mom Tits Out for a Walk of the Day

Halle Berry still has big hot tits and she still takes them out for walks and I still have no idea what she is doing or what she has been doing, but I do know that I would play her like a guitar if I could, which may not be saying much considering I have no idea how to play the guitar and when I awkwardly poke and flick at my friend’s guitar making disgusting sounds come out of it it is pretty much the exact same as when I have sex, so it’s saying something and that something is that this bitch looks like a lot of fun to have horrible sex with despite the whole baby thing….

Posted in:Halle Berry|Mom Tits|Uncategorized