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2011

Jan

Kate Plus 8 Has a Vagina Tattoo of the Day

IF you were a bull dyke who managed to have a dozen half asian babies in effort to take over the world, you know with their super computer programming skills and ability to speak in Binary code, you’d probably get a tattoo on your twat to celebrate that fucking acheivement, you know to never forget what that pussy went through, and to always be reminded of the challenges life has to offer and the ability to overcome them by being a fucking circus freak, but you’d of thought the permanent damage to her pussy lips and the rest of her body would be enough of a reminder, not to mention the millions of dollars in her bank and the 12 brats she has to pretend to love before going into a breakdown and eating them all like a cat who just gave birth, making me believe this pussy tat is just a diversion for any chick she beds to focus on instead of her battered labia, but I guess she’s been out of the dyke game a long time, lesbians are a forgiving people who don’t see anything for what it is, but care more about the person behind that pussy, I mean some of the ugliest bitches are lesbians, and they all seem to find love…..This is just Kate Plus 8 being insecure….

Either way, here are her bikini pics.

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2010

May

Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

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My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway.

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2010

Mar

Kate Gosselin’s Mom Tits of the Day

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So has anyone heard anything about Kate Gosselin getting fake tits or is it just a lift or is it a good bra that scooped up her saggy empty milk sack tits she had nursing her litter, cuz she looks like she’s has more tit….not that that’s a good thing, considering she’s disgusting….

It just seems like something a woman would do after the father of her 8 kids walked out on her for some younger girl who I think he ended up beating up or some shit…before every turned on him and told the world he had a small dick, something shocking to everyone considering dude was Asian…not that his dick matters, or the fact that he hurt her so bad that she’s become a typical bitter ex-wife cunt…and the real question is where are her kids going to be when she’s doing “Dancing with the Stars”…seems like irresponsible parenting to me, not that pitching a show to the Life network cuz you have a super scary lesbian uterus that makes too many babies was really an example of good parenting, she’s just exploitative and here she is exploiting her mom tits….not that this is hot, she’s a fucking man who has turned into a hag of a woman and I always hated her and her bossy, annoying ugly ways. If I was her husband, I would have left her obnoxious fat mom ass too, and now that she’s single she’s got a little too much baggage, despite my appreciation of step-parenting, she’s clearly only good for her money and fading celebrity…and I guess it’s fun watching her life she probably once thought was incredible crumble before her eyes…

And another set of this man in a dress…

And one last outfit – because there is such thing as too much Kate Gosselin….and you’ll realize that in the next few months as this show gets going….

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2010

Mar

Jon and Kate Plus Tits of the Day

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I guess you’d expect a mother of 8 kids to have ridiculous tits from all the milk she produced like the cow that she is, you know the kind of tits, that the right bra could scoop up and squeeze into something a little appealing to look at, but for the first few times I saw the show that made them rich household names, I thought she was a man…then I realized the kids called her mom so figured she was the pregnant man I saw on Oprah and really, the whole thing just confused the fuck out of me….but I guess all it takes is for a girl to grow out her lesbian haircut and put on a push-up bra to make me forget how stretched out her pussy must be, not that I think she’s hot, but at least I’m not thinking about her scrotum lookin’ vagina for a change….

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2009

Aug

Kate Gosselin’s Lesbian Ass in her Gym Clothes of the Day

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Like all good single people, Kate Gosselin is heading home from the gym in spandex shorts because I guess she’s tryin to get the last of her freak baby making uterus fat toned the fuck up to land top quality pussy at the lesbian bars, which almost surprises me because I thought lesbians were more accepting of fat chicks.
I mean based on her show and the way she bossed Jon around like a fucking drill sergeant, I feel like she’s the kind of dyke who likes to wear the pants and have the big biceps no one wants to fuck with. You know the one with the strap on dildo strapped on at all fucking time….
Or maybe she just wants to be in top physical fitness because there’s a lot of pussy out there that isn’t going to lick itself that she’s been missing on all these years she sold her soul to television by pretending to be straight for a paycheck.
Or maybe she has more pressure on her in the lesbian world because she’s gone out and had so many fuckin’ babies and to lesbian’s that’s a whole lot of fuckin’ baggage, but at least they won’t have to go thru the whole gay couple adoption process if they settle with her but more importantly, they will probably appreciate the good life breeding provided for her, you know overdosing on fertility drugs, finding a sperm donor after pitching a show to TLC and having a dozen kids has made enough money to buy even the most expensive construction boots and plaid shirts on the market….
I guess it all works out in the end, now stare at this babymaking lesbian ass while it pumps gas with it’s lesbian haircut and lesbian ankle tattoo into its lesbian SUV….which isn’t very new age tree-huggin’ lesbian of her, but I guess she’s gotta fit all the kids inside her, like her vagina fits 4 lesbian fists inside her at all the lesbian parties, something she thanks breeding for everytime the other girls get excited about her talent….

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