Halle Berry is out of hand, because she’s stripped down for racy content on her social media, but unfortunately she’s not actually out of her hands, because her hands are still with her and they are rotting like the corpse that she is, so the out of hand Halle Berry is VERY much all hands and it’s offensive to those of us who fear old lady hands.

She brought out her old hands to try to scare the children this New Years Eve, not letting them jerk off to her in her lingerie like New Years eve past, you know because there was a time this fraud was a hot chick worthy of being jerked off to, it was a few decades ago, back when her hands weren’t giving away her age in the most terrifying way.

I guess another year, another year of the hands getting more corpse like…and soon it will be Halloween everyday.

You have to wonder about these celebs, posing in elevators in their lingerie for social media like whores, almost like they’re whores and always were whores, just smart enough to suck the right dick at the right table for money….

There’d be no harm in the granny doing granny shit like knitting on New Years, in bed by 9 pm because she can’t handle another year closer to death…but the ego won’t allow it, so she’s basically pulled her dick out for all of you to imagine sucking off….

Scary stuff out there but we can only hope the next time she produces content like this she will be fisting herself, because the hands this weathered probably mean the vagina is equally weathered and well, but the vagina would hide her hands from us when wrist deep, it’d be a whole other level of old lady wearing gloves like Paris Hilton to hide the hands!

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