Halle Berry Cleavage of the Day

Halle Berry’s old cleavage is worth looking, at least according to Halle Berry, because this is the shit she’s putting out there.

You know, why bother pretending that at 60 years old you are too old, rich and sophisticated to reduce yourself to the tits that got a bitch an Oscar…..because you can use those tits until you’re 100 fucking years old since people love tits enough to celebrate them even after they’ve been dead and burried, cuz you know there’s a motherfucking grave robber so mad at the CREMATION trend because it gets in the way of digging up and titty fucking random corpses how NATURE intended.

The point is, tits will always get hit and when you’re old, at least focus on the tits, because the face and the rest of the shit is rotted out….expired…sour fucking milk…but when they’re Halle Berry, we rebrand that rot as heathly, FERMENTED CABBAGE for gut health, rather than rotten cabbage but with a pussy.

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