Surf’s Up bro…..

I can’t wait until Bill Gates dims out the sun so that we can eradicate those pesky sun tans, that vitamin D that you get from the sun, you know that is supposed to keep you healthy, but that they’ve decided KILLS you…because the giant radioactive ORB that all life relies on is BAD for you….which probably doesn’t make sense in the animal kingdom becasue we’re humans and above that shit….we get lost in our own bullshit.

Luckily, girls can later themselves with chemicals and STAIN their skin like whores who are willing to anything to produce hot fetish shit like tanlines.

SEXY.

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